He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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The umbrella one always cracks me up. Lookin at these wet fools in the rain when I'm nice and dry. Such a strange hill to die on.
Rain?
I'm just here shoving them up my ass.
I personally don't use umbrellas cause I just put up the hoodie I wear and walk around like normal. But yeah, it has nothing to do with masculinity
I like the fact that the umbrella maintains visibility.