What is this guy thinking lmao π₯΄π€
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.
Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.
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Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?
Yeah. That's essentially it.
I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.
No other way to see it.
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If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.
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Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
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That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.
I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".
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Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?
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Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
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It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
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It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
Itβs really sad to see what Donald has done to peopleβs brains.
This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with oneβs wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
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These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.
I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. Itβs win-win!
Who's this dude and why should we care.
Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.
Turns out gay sex is the best sex! ππ³οΈβπππ¨ββ€οΈβπ¨π©ββ€οΈβπ©π©ββ€οΈβπ¨
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I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too
So, a man having sex with a woman is gayβ¦
Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.
The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.
Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.
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Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid
Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.
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