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[–] tino@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

Answer:

A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.

B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

D. All of the above (it's this)

[–] Otakulad@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 152 points 3 days ago (10 children)

If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

Checkmate libtards.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (9 children)

The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

He might be able, ge just doesn't care, which is worse imo.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 306 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So she's actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can't remember her name and I can't be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she's a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value "interviews" with strangers.

For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.

Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.

Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn't putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

So long as she kept her mouth shut.
To talk.

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 264 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 172 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 28 points 2 days ago

Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 219 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 124 points 3 days ago

Yeah. That's essentially it.

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=101

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

She's looking at him and thinking, Oh that's the reason he's so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 143 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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[–] dwzap@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (10 children)

It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (5 children)

This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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[–] Devadander@lemmy.world 117 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 94 points 3 days ago

That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".

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So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (9 children)

So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that "gay sex" was anything that wasnt about "making babies", but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.

Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said... A YEAR AGO!

The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

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[–] derry@midwest.social 71 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 42 points 3 days ago (5 children)

And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?

She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.

Insanity.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I can't figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:( "

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 42 points 3 days ago (7 children)

In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.

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