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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm a cisgender woman and, believe it or not, I have a natural beard. I suspect there are more women like me than you think, it's just most of them shave more. I'm not afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a man pretending to be a woman, I'm afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a transphobe accusing me of being a man

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The whole thing is about controlling women in essence. These people try to define what a proper woman is; how they should look and act, how they should be, and then enforce that over everyone. Bathroom laws are a good example, as is accusing all athletes that don't fit petite feminine stereotype being trans as well. These demands of "proper" will also get more and more narrow if they get foothold. Don't want to wear dresses and make up? Too hairy, too tall? Too loud, too smart? Too bad, you're not a woman and deserve to be assaulted.

Any woman, trans or cis, supporting any form of transphobia is shooting themselves in the leg. Especially terfs are asinine since they're even pretending to be for women's rights while simultaneously doing their best to eradicate them

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's so hypocritical. They say you're objectively male or female and that there is no grey area and then they start saying cis women, with vaginas and XX chromosomes, aren't women?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Yes! Makes no fucking sense. Transwomen are men when it's convenient, but these people sure as hell won't actually consider them as men either since even feminine cis-men are mocked and called women by a lot of this crowd... I guess the whole argument would actually be "there's only men and women!! And these other things that aren't even people" if they were honest

internet conservatives get upset if a woman has a light peach fuzz in a videogame cover.

they don't need an excuse to target women.

one of the best things about being a guy is that my beard keeps me face warn through the winter. I hope you enjoy doing so as well

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't forget when you were 5 years old and adults would tease you about marrying the girl you were playing with. It's perfectly normal when they bring up heterosexual relationships with a child. They see two tiny children playing and they say, paraphrased, "you gonna bang her when you grow up? Teehee"

But telling children they can be gay or the gender they identify as is wrong, grooming, sexualizing children, etc.

We're just supposed to enforce traditional roles I guess. If we want to teach kids who to fuck, we do it with traditional heckles like "are you two getting married when you grow up?"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is the world conservatives want to create.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Oi! You got a loicense for that?"

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

oh the classic boob inspector.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why thrice? It implies it was good enough for more than one watch, but three seems like such an arbitrary number?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

First time: Discovery

Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn

Third time: Nostalgia

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

"Oi 'ave you got your foreskin license for this thing?"

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have been calling them "the genital inspectors" for the past year. That's ultimately it. They obsess over other people's junk.

Wouldn't want those kinds of people near schools.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Often it's children's junk their obsessed with. Absolute perverts

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 17 points 3 days ago

Not the worst use for it I've seen. I'd rather see this than another screen shot of a tweet.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It kinda looks like Hot Fuzz? It's been a while to remember.

[–] exu@feditown.com 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Definitely not from Hot Fuzz

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don’t remember the scene where Simon Pegg breaks character by slurredly shouting his name, equipping a strap-on onto a confused bystander, and riding him for two and a half hours while whispering his own name? ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ Ungh ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Shimon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

He's looking for some hot fuzz

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Looks like it to me, but do we really need to do this every time the slop comes up? Like it or not, this is going to start happening more and more and you can't do anything about it.

I know you can do lots of minor things about it, but you can't do anything impactful about it that will change the way society is going. You can complain, but it's more annoying than the slop

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

GOP: Genital Optics Police

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The famous seppo bobbys

[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

They just do that every few minutes alternating between each other making sure guys still got a dick and gals a vagina.... Have you checked that guy yet?

My wife doesn't even wanna check mine at all. Very Democratic.

Gimme more of those traditional family values

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

That’s just the republicans on any topic.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today -5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important....like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Absolutely haram