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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a cisgender woman and, believe it or not, I have a natural beard. I suspect there are more women like me than you think, it's just most of them shave more. I'm not afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a man pretending to be a woman, I'm afraid of being assaulted in a public bathroom by a transphobe accusing me of being a man

internet conservatives get upset if a woman has a light peach fuzz in a videogame cover.

they don't need an excuse to target women.

one of the best things about being a guy is that my beard keeps me face warn through the winter. I hope you enjoy doing so as well

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Oi! You got a loicense for that?"

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That reminds me of a porn I saw thrice.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

oh the classic boob inspector.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why thrice? It implies it was good enough for more than one watch, but three seems like such an arbitrary number?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

First time: Discovery

Second time: Predictable, seek out new porn

Third time: Nostalgia

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

Not the worst use for it I've seen. I'd rather see this than another screen shot of a tweet.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It kinda looks like Hot Fuzz? It's been a while to remember.

[–] exu@feditown.com 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely not from Hot Fuzz

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don’t remember the scene where Simon Pegg breaks character by slurredly shouting his name, equipping a strap-on onto a confused bystander, and riding him for two and a half hours while whispering his own name? ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ Ungh ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~ ~Shimon~ ~Pegg~ ~Simon~ ~Pegg~

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

He's looking for some hot fuzz

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Looks like it to me, but do we really need to do this every time the slop comes up? Like it or not, this is going to start happening more and more and you can't do anything about it.

I know you can do lots of minor things about it, but you can't do anything impactful about it that will change the way society is going. You can complain, but it's more annoying than the slop

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have been calling them "the genital inspectors" for the past year. That's ultimately it. They obsess over other people's junk.

Wouldn't want those kinds of people near schools.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Often it's children's junk their obsessed with. Absolute perverts

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is the world conservatives want to create.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"Oi 'ave you got your foreskin license for this thing?"

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GOP: Genital Optics Police

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The famous seppo bobbys

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't forget when you were 5 years old and adults would tease you about marrying the girl you were playing with. It's perfectly normal when they bring up heterosexual relationships with a child. They see two tiny children playing and they say, paraphrased, "you gonna bang her when you grow up? Teehee"

But telling children they can be gay or the gender they identify as is wrong, grooming, sexualizing children, etc.

We're just supposed to enforce traditional roles I guess. If we want to teach kids who to fuck, we do it with traditional heckles like "are you two getting married when you grow up?"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

They just do that every few minutes alternating between each other making sure guys still got a dick and gals a vagina.... Have you checked that guy yet?

My wife doesn't even wanna check mine at all. Very Democratic.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Gimme more of those traditional family values

[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

That’s just the republicans on any topic.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop trying to make Trans stuff important. We already goon to trans 24/7.

Make it less important....like The taliban. The taliban is doing just fine.

Now come Mr taliban tally me banana.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Absolutely haram