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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

stg the next poc pres should randomly do whiteface and like never acknowledge it at all.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fucking loved that show.

for real. one of the best series ive ever seen. hysterical, brilliant, poetic, and haunting. often simultaneously.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

he's so fucking normal

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Give me the "I stuck my face in a bowl of chocolate pudding" look fam.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

He wanted to look more like Napoleon, y'know all the big hats and fancy epaulettes, but got confused and demanded that they make him look more "Neapolitan" instead

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

please tell me my ear isn't going to be like that when I'm old

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just dry them off if they get that...glistening.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

carrying around a paper bag to unoil my ear

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Madame Tussauds condition

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

We dug up a really great Arc of the Covenant. It's a tremendous arc. Many people are saying "Don't open it, it will melt your face off". Some very smart people are saying that, and some maybe not so smart.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

fo4 dirty face bug

This is what happens when you look at the sun during an eclipse

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Looked at an atom bomb explosion

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

i support our first neapolitan ice cream president

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

It's just protective coloration, super common

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is there actually an official reason why? I've heard "orange man" a million times but I still remain entirely ignorant on what caused the condition.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the condition.

Wait he has a skin condition? I thought he just slathered himself up with bronzer?

[–] Soot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

100% possible, I have zero clue

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

This may be a rumor, but I heard it's from chewing on pens and ingesting the ink in his youth.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Too much kratom (taking too much too often for too long can darken your face)

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is that true? I've never heard this

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9523091/ Oh yeah

For example, a female user who took a self-reported 40 g/day of kratom for 3 years reported darkening below her eyes and in the cheek bone area

jesus-christ

Jeez, that is wild

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I want to believe

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

New Moon Trump

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

our first countershaded president

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

this reptilian overlord must have recently shed its skin.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

There is no way. How does that not count as blackface?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Why doesn't old man Trump got outside to get a tan? I see plenty of old white men with real tans...