stg the next poc pres should randomly do whiteface and like never acknowledge it at all.
Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I fucking loved that show.
for real. one of the best series ive ever seen. hysterical, brilliant, poetic, and haunting. often simultaneously.
he's so fucking normal
Give me the "I stuck my face in a bowl of chocolate pudding" look fam.
He wanted to look more like Napoleon, y'know all the big hats and fancy epaulettes, but got confused and demanded that they make him look more "Neapolitan" instead
please tell me my ear isn't going to be like that when I'm old
Just dry them off if they get that...glistening.
carrying around a paper bag to unoil my ear
Madame Tussauds condition
We dug up a really great Arc of the Covenant. It's a tremendous arc. Many people are saying "Don't open it, it will melt your face off". Some very smart people are saying that, and some maybe not so smart.
fo4 dirty face bug
This is what happens when you look at the sun during an eclipse
Looked at an atom bomb explosion
i support our first neapolitan ice cream president
It's just protective coloration, super common
Is there actually an official reason why? I've heard "orange man" a million times but I still remain entirely ignorant on what caused the condition.
the condition.
Wait he has a skin condition? I thought he just slathered himself up with bronzer?
100% possible, I have zero clue
This may be a rumor, but I heard it's from chewing on pens and ingesting the ink in his youth.
Spray tan.
Too much kratom (taking too much too often for too long can darken your face)
is that true? I've never heard this
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9523091/ Oh yeah
For example, a female user who took a self-reported 40 g/day of kratom for 3 years reported darkening below her eyes and in the cheek bone area

Jeez, that is wild
I want to believe
Partial solar eclipse
New Moon Trump
our first countershaded president
this reptilian overlord must have recently shed its skin.
Gross
This is shopped... Right?
Nope!
Here's the full picture:

Here's the context: https://xcancel.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1986519398941626663
There is no way. How does that not count as blackface?

Why doesn't old man Trump got outside to get a tan? I see plenty of old white men with real tans...