who the fuck wishes themself a happy birthday anyway
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2025
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This is a social media manager sucking up to their boss probably.
I do 
She said “This FUTURE president” but she didn’t say “when” 😏 #IDidntHearNoBell
"Here's how Hilary can still win:"
Wait - are you not still in line? 😤
You mean we can shirk? I had no idea. I've been in line this whole time. And I've had a terrible cramp in my calf since 2019.
She only ran once, whereas the REAL president Madam Harris is running thrice.
actually she also ran against Obama and lost after making up some of the most racist vitriol against him!
Oh shit yeah I forgot lol 
You can be forgiven for not remembering details of the 2008 Democrat primary. A lot has, uh, happened since.
i miss joe the plumber.... that dude was epic
Now it's MY turn to remember something I completely forgot!
Ken Bone
You made me remember rod blagojevich
I remembered him but I forgot he died.
In 2022, Wurzelbacher was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. He died at home in Campbellsport, Wisconsin, on August 27, 2023, at the age of 49.
Certainly one of the posts of all time. Yup, certainly.
She should have challenged Kamala. We could be at brunch right now. 
here's how she can still win.
The prophecy can be altered, but it will eventually come to pass
She is light itself
Happy birthday madam president.