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[–] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

tofu has really gotten a lot more affordable as US soy prices have cratered

soy-cutie

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

$2 per lb. I'm waiting for it to hit $1.50 so I can load up and freeze it.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago

stonks-down Putting all my money on shorting tofutures

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Im sick of people being like ew tofu like grow up it's just flavorless bean cheese, if it tastes bad you didn't marinate it properly

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

^

if the flavor sponge tastes bad then it's either gone off or you soaked it in things that taste bad

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Or it was just cooked wrong so it's a blob of slimy, disintegrating goop. I understand a lot of restaurants in the US also just don't cook it correctly or season it so most people's initial exposure to it is on par with something like being served undercooked chicken albeit with a lower (though not zero) chance of food poisoning.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

its ok. but have you ever had a potatoe ?

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 34 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

just like me fr fr

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I got to try stinky tofu for the first time during my China trip, and omg I got addicted, that shit is so good.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i love tofu but cant bring myself to eat anything that's stinky. is it actually stinky?

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

To Chinese people it is stinky, to me it wasn't. I grew up around very stinky cheese, maybe that's why. For me it was only flavourful.

They fry the tofu blocks and serve them in a soup with some veggies, it's delicious.

This is the Chongqing variant, so as is tradition in Chongqing they add tons of chilli peppers to everything.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Many different varieties too.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

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[–] trd@feddit.nu 14 points 4 weeks ago

A little slice of sodomy please...

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Tofu is love, tofu is life

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago

The wonderful thing about not liking the more aggressively fermented tofu is it means I get to enjoy all the soft lovely fresh tofu. Nom nom nom. Give me more delicious cubes.

Tofu my beloved.

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

you ever had tofu where they made it in front of you?

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

It doesn’t have any taste. There’s nothing to like.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

skill issue

rice, noddles and potatoes don't have any taste, nothing to like

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 4 weeks ago

rice, noddles and potatoes don't have any taste, nothing to like

The noodles maybe, the rest is fake

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Try some General Tso's Tofu it's almost like eating chicken, you get used to it really easily.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Also no risk of getting tendons or bones in it.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 weeks ago

That just means it's a blank canvas for spices and oils and salt.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is what happens when your taste buds have all rotted off under a constant barrage of high fructose corn syrup and carboxylic acid from soft drink.

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I love strong flavors like spicy food and spirit-forward cocktails, and I'm a fan of tofu. Obviously it's a nothing food on it's own, it becomes a vehicle for sauce or surrounding foods.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Obviously it's a nothing food on it's own

Not obvious at all lol. I frequently eat tofu plain as a snack, or in cold minimally flavoured broth in summer.

Soymilk has a taste, tofu is literally just coagulated soy milk. It has flavour!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So make a good marinade and let it soak in it before drying it off and frying it so it has a good marinated fried crust and subtle flavors of the marinade inside

Meat dishes are pretty shitty too if you don't season them properly

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have to recommend against marinade. It doesn't penetrate very deeply even if you squash tofu.

Instead I would say that tofu is best blanched first in very salty water to firm up the skin but leave it tender, then cooked and served in either a flavourful broth or some sort of sauce.

The western style is more pressing and marinades, but it doesn't flavour it as much and restricts you to limited textures.

Blanch, deep/shallow fry to puff up, then braise is also excellent but a lot of trouble. The blanching lets it survive frying, the frying puffs it up, and the braising broth then penetrates.

For a meaty preparation try freezing and thawing 2 times to open up holes and disrupt structure, then squish water out. Follow by braising, or battering and frying for a junk good style snack.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I will try some of this, I'm an uncultured cracker who never ate tofu before being exposed to it at work, now im the vegan chef and while your methods might be better at least the marinade -> fry method I've been doing consistently gives better results than what the other cooks do, because they will typically just season and roast it or marinate it very briefly (so very little flavor gets absorbed).

I usually marinate it over night in a dilute soy sauce (so it doesn't get too salty) with some vegan chicken stock mixed in, drain it, fry it and then reheat it later in whatever sauce or preparation i'm doing. I don't press it because it takes too much time to do that and i'm lazy. Unless I'm using it for like vegan feta cheese at least

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you've got the time try some experiments with cutting it open to see how far the sauce penetrates.

Cut thin and fried will pick up flavour I just think it's restrictive and slow vs other methods. I copy Chinese prep generally

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah I'm definitely gonna experiment the next time I have free time. I'm not sure if I will tomorrow, I gotta make paninis and I forget what else and it's gonna be annoying because I didn't really prep at all on Friday

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

lmk how it goes if you do? photos if you take any would be amazing.

I am just a goose mucking around in a kitchen and I would love to know what someone who cooks professionally finds/if my findings replicate/if you have a different impression of what the masses would enjoy eating.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yes, it's a raw block of protein to cook with. Meat's fundamentally the same way, it's just tofu is at once easier to work with and control the flavor of but also requires you to actually do that. Someone can (but shouldn't) get away with just seasoning a slab of beef with salt and some beef you don't even have to really cook for it to be edible, whereas tofu has to be cooked and thoroughly seasoned with warm spices and aromatics, but it's much easier to make tofu taste good and mesh into a dish than to do the same with beef which wants to overpower whatever it's put in so it has to go in a heavily seasoned dish to compensate.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

whereas tofu has to be cooked and thoroughly seasoned with warm spices and aromatics

You can 100% raw dog that shit though. A lot of vegan recipes like vegan feta or vegan sour cream use raw tofu as a base for it

[–] Ultrathor@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been doing toast with olive paste and sliced tofu on top for my go to, after work meal.

I'm so stupid sometimes, I read "olive paste" and thought it was some sort of olive oil based thing when like, duh, you can make a paste out of olives x_x

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh, this canvas doesn't have any paint. There's nothing to like!

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tofu is one of my favorite foods but the idea of using it for dessert still scares me

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Have you never had sweetened soy milk? You can make sweet tofu that's soft like a bowl of jelly.

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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have yet to try tofu. I have a brick of it in the fridge but always forget about it or never know what to do with it…

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Versatile and very efficient storage and transmission medium for beanis bean

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can i fuck myself even though fucking loooove tofu (I have a hard time resisting not munching it raw while I prepare it)?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I didn't have the ingredients I needed, so I pan-fried Tofu. I used soy sauce to cover the fishy smell, felt sick 2 pieces in.

I'm off to fuck myself.

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