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[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 101 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"We used to mark them 'summer mix' and put them in a soft case full of them in the car, which was the style at the time"

[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You would change your disc at a red light, as tradition tells

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pah, I had a CD-changer for 6 discs!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is that the thing that holds the phone mount?

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 85 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Nero Burning Rom was a popular program for burning CDs

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Look grandpa, I found this box full of save icons in your old stuff"

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

You like tapes and CDs?

How 'bout I tape my dick to your head so you can CDs nuts!?

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[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until they hear we ripped them after burning them

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I burned a CD just a few days ago.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just punched a card yesterday.

[–] beneeney@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I inscribed a clay tablet just this morning

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I recited a saga an hour ago

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'm painting a cave wall right now.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's about that scumbag Ea-nāṣir, isn't it?

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? What did the card ever do to deserve that?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It was a nasty piece of card.

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[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Winamp! (Winamp!) Winamp! It really whips the lamma's ass!

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[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Back in my day we burned a lot of CDs…

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I made some DVDs for someone recently. First I had to dig out my old laptop that has a drive. Then install authoring and burning software.

All the help forum posts that I found were at least 15 years old, I'm amazed that any of the recommended software still existed.

I found that I still had two plastic tubes of DVD+Rs!

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

A CD is a Certificate of Deposit. You see, back in the 1900s, our parents had this thing called DISPOSABLE INCOME thought to be a myth, but trust me, it was real. People had so much money they wouldn’t starve to death if they didn’t work overtime.

Anyway, they needed a place to put it, so get this: they could deposit it into an account, and it would actually grow! Then they’d get a Certificate of Deposit to verify they really gave the bank the money because—guess what—it wasn’t a scam! They got the money back! I know, right? Amazing.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You had to monitor the computer, if any program started or did anything weird, it could cause the entire disc to be destroyed, and you had to start over

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[–] gerowen@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a school bus driver and I'm not even joking when I say I blew my kids' minds with a burned CD the other day. My daughter asked me to make one of the KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack. One kid asked how I got it on CD and when I showed him a burned disc complete with sharpie label his response was just, "Wait you can do that?!"

Made me feel old as hell.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Cds are digital data storage discs that are etched in microscopic 1's and 0's in a microscopic spiral with a laser, and then later read back with lasers. You can only write them once but you can read them a million times. So grammatically, in the same way you "nuke" food in a microwave, you "burn" a cd in a cd drive that is capable of writing cds.

Maybe someday we can have cheap (cheaper than other storage media per gb), durable (last at least my lifetime), terabyte, fast read optical media. I would love to permanently store lots of stuff that doesn't ever need to be rewritten.

[–] SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 22 points 3 weeks ago

You can only write them once

CD-RW has entered the chat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-RW

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well you etch pits you don't actually use numbers. Also it's not a spiral, it's not a record player it's not been read by physical stylus so you don't need a guide, they're just concentric circles.

You start the disc off as a zero, then whenever you need to transition to a one you etch a pit, then it will continue to read that as one until you etch another pit and flip back to zero. So the sequence 0111001 would be etched as _.__.__.

Discs can also be overwritten, and used multiple times, you just wipe the entire top layer off and start again on the layer below, only really cheap CDs were single use.

As for the future there are already experimental crystal storage solutions (made out of artificial diamond so it would be essentially indestructible) which really are single use, but they can store hundreds of petabytes of data so you would probably just treat them as if they were rewritable. There's also DNA storage but the equipment to save and read the data is nowhere near commercially viable yet.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Low effort joke

When I was your age, we used to own our music. It worked offline and we could copy it to other devices.

Tangent

Why aren't Normies speaking up about everything needing internet? Street navigation, music, videos, reading, games, etc. Are all things that would work brilliantly normally, no server required. Why does no one realise, that if the server disappears, so does in effect their personal property? If it is tethered to a server, it's broken, because the server will disappear, the question is only when.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

why aren't normies speaking up

They dont care. Speaking as a normie-convert, so long as it works right now idgaf. When it doesn't work tomorrow I'll cry about it then and demand to speak to the manager, but right now? Summer will last forever.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s finally time to throw out the half finished pack of blank cds away. They’ve been sitting on my bookshelf for 20 years

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

I had a pack like that, tried to use them last year and every one of them failed to burn. Must have hit their shelf life somewhere along the way

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not having lived through it is fine; being unable to google a couple of words is just virtue signalling how lazy you are, especially considering this is probably coming from someone who's glued to their phone all day.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dellish@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Well of course the first step is to tie an onion to your belt. You can't burn CDs if you're not stylish.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

See, I had a 6 cd rack for burning but I never learned why it was called burning. Every time I asked in irc, they said something to the effect of “head to the doctor, you should get that looked at.” Any kind lemming care to elucidate me?

Edit: finally I can rest in peace (and go to the doctor)

[–] ShenanigansMcGee@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Sure! It's called "burning a CD" because you are literally burning it. You are using a laser to burn or etch a texture into the CD that can be read by the lasers in other CD drives.

Anyone more knowledgeable than me is more than welcome to add details and correct whatever I got wrong. I know the basic concept, but I'm no CD engineer.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Edit: The original explanation I had here was that a laser burns pits in the CD material but that was wrong, apparently only pressed discs use physical pits in the material. The laser used in a home CD burner changes the color of a photosensitive dye on a recordable CD. So I think actually "burning" is due to a misunderstanding (which I had until I just looked it up) of how a home CD writer works.

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[–] Laristal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

My understanding was that it had to do with the laser in the CD/DVD/bluray drive "burning" the data onto the disc.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

There was a downloader called lime wire, it was a simpler time.

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Back in the day here in Finland we ordered bulk of cd/dvd r and rw’s from Åland Islands (autonomous region of Finland). They were cheaper thanks to taxes loophole. I still had 20 pcs of dvd’s from those days and burned them all to save some space on my pc.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I grew up with cassette tapes. I know what the connection is between a cassette and a biro....

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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