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...Up until now, I still thought that. That's... significantly less fantastical, and I think a small part of me just died.

Another good one: gaol = jail. I kept pronouncing it in my head like "gowl".

this language is bullshit

'Epitome' will forever be epi-tome in my head: 'epi' like in EpiPen and tome as in a big heavy book.

And the 'c' in 'indictment' also always gets pronounced when I read the word to myself.

I knew that long ago, but it'll remain drawt in my brain, just because....

What the hell is going on with french keyboards anyway?

horse doovrey

Every letter after the first is completely unnecessary.

Could y'all please stop dieing on hills all the time?! I love hiking, but all the corpses are really disturbing.

As a non-French speaker, I completely agree with you. If I use a borrowed word, I do my best to pronounce it like a native speaker would.

Nietzsche

Here you go, now nobody's happy

Škrt plch z mlh Brd pln skvrn z mrv prv hrd scvrnkl z brzd skrz trs chrp v krs vrb mls mrch srn čtvrthrst zrn.

Actually (pronounced acktschually) it’s ‘shayz long’ The ‘s’ is usually only silent when it’s the last letter of the word.

Shez Long

It literally means long chair. Not lounge chair.

Nobody pronounces "bruschetta" correctly; it's "broo-SKET-ta"

chez ≠ chaise

Dearest creature in Creation, Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

It will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye your dress you'll tear. So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,

Pray, console your loving poet, Make my coat look new, dear, sew it? Just compare heart, beard and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain, (Mind the latter, how it's written!) Made has not the sound of bade, Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.

Now I surely will not plague you With such words as vague and ague, But be careful how you speak, Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,

Previous, precious; fuchsia, via; Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir, Cloven, oven; how and low; Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,

Hear me say devoid of trickery, daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles, Missiles, similes, reviles,

Finally: which rhymes with "enough," Though, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough? Hiccough has the sound of "cup"... My advice is—give it up!

• A shortened version of The Chaos by Dutch poet Gerard Nolst Trenité

Mostly the opposite situation to your comment since they're spelled the same but pronounced differently, but it feels relevant