Polls are funny.

87 percent of Trump supporters don't want him to end his campaign while 8 percent do.

So, there are people saying "Yeah, I support him, but I think he should drop out."

If I can't afford to tip, then I can't afford to get delivery.

I want prison sentences for white-collar, corporate crime.

There's always one in the comment section. And today, it's you!

Thanks for doing your part.

Chiasmus...A B B A

Is this where ABBA got their name from? Mind blown.

Because of course everybody has an Apple Watch.

I'm a member of the Green Party.

Getting 5% is also important because it qualifies the party to get millions of dollars in federal grant money.

Even if I were to buy that argument, it's only relevant if you live in a swing state.

I've been doing this for decades.

Doing things the hard way doesn't make you smarter.