You shut your dirty whore mouth

Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain't it.

Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

I'll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

Whoever wrote this is wrong and they know it.

The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it's more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

I laugh my ass off when every few years someone combines peanuts and jelly on the Great British Bake-off and literally every single time all the other British people are like “wow, you have invented literally a brand new innovative and delicious cuisine”.

I don't like this food.

Ok, there's lots of stuff I don't like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It's an abomination!

Whoa there, it's just a Reese's cup...

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that's excessive, isn't it? And there's only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

Abysmal take. Chocolate ice cream with frozen peanut butter swirled in is proof that god loves us.

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

Sincerely,

The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

and

The Reese’s Foundation

Deep-fried Reese's cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It's okay, we won't judge you.

You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just... try it. We won't watch. Just the one time.

Woah Woah Woah. I'm Canadian and peanut butter and chocolate is also a thing here. Peanut butter may be my favourite thing. Why am I catching strays?

When I was a kid, my family went to go visit some extended family in rural southern France. It was going to be over Halloween, and since the French don’t celebrate it, we brought some American Halloween candy for them to try. To our surprise, they loved it, especially the Reese’s cups. We had expected them to find it gross, since they had much higher quality chocolate in Europe.

Peanut and choc you said?

Counter point - Justin's dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel

I just ate some choco coated peanuts. Here, have a choco peanut cookie.

I'll assume this is a very European take, and point out that Europeans don't even ever eat peanuts or peanut butter anyways as it was written off as colonist fodder unfit for their 'queenly' pallette. They also don't like corn, which has the juice, so like yea man we know their tastes are stuck in like the 18th century. Go on darling, have your fermented herring and duck pate 😬 we'll continue actually using the spices and flavors from the new world

Yeah but... Reese peanut butter cups 😍

Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc

Then there’s the Elvis Presley burger… Though I haven’t tried it so I won’t knock it😆

I don't want to upvote anyone and want to downvote everyone.

A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese's, I think?

Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
I thought I'd got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey's. Again, chocolate vomit.
Never had any of that shit since.

Cadbury's in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it's to mask the fact that they've changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american 'food' company...