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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!"

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Honestly the right answer tho.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

something something cotton eye joe

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

"Get ready for the sickest breakdown you ever heard!"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT!!!!!!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🎺🎺 pick it up pick it up pick it up🎷🎷

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

It's you showing the kids your ska dance in 50 years

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When you've casted a mount spell in World of Warcraft, but because of the high server latency, the actual mount appears 1000 milliseconds later, making it look like you've just mounted the air.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Oof ouch my prostate

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They added crouch walking to the fourth game.

[–] Ann_Tipha@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Me when I use urban evasion and the rest of the survivors are getting pissed that I haven't helped finish any gens

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

🎵'cidin in the rain, genocidin' in the raaiinn what a glorious feeeelling I'm killing again🎵

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Then that damn chicken started doin one of these!

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Quirked up white boy busts it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Listen here Jack it's just a jump to the left and then it's y'know the thing to the thing and Jack you'd better see those hands on your hips and so y'know we're gonna just come on and bring it in tight

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

Former president Joe Biden in the depths of his dementia believes he's currently skateboarding.

"Look ma' I can ollie!"

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Dancing on the graves of white South Africans

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 1 day ago

STOP!

scammer time…

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he's about to do that hovering shuffle step meme dance: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iO2_rwYSUaw

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

This will always be Backwards Long Jump after I saw a similar meme getting around

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Skibidi biden

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Won't you take me with you to Funkytown?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

Ya' get down the fiddle, and ya' get down the bow...

President shows his youth and vigor by showing off new break-dance set.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Captain America (old) trying to do a heroic crouch landing when his knees suddenly give out.

Well here I am, doing everything I caaaaaannnn!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The Last Crackkker being deported to the great pacific garbage patch -2030 colorized

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

That moment right before you rip the most relieving fart

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Thinking about them corn pops

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

joe brandon showing off his athleticism

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

🎵 Oh, I went down South for to see my Sal Singing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day 🎵

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta love crowdkillers

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

magic-conch-shell

Here comes Blunder Biden on the invisible tricycle!