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Obviously fake noises and high pitched voices. Just talk at normal volumes and make moans and grunts and other non-performative noises, thanks.
Yes, I know that even doing that is performative to a degree, but convincingly realistic is better than B movie performances.
I was going to simply reply “audio.” I watch them all on mute at this point.
When I forget my bluetooth is connected to something else in another room. Where is the volume? Then I panic.
Always turn off Bluetooth on your phone when not in use.
In addition to not letting the rest of the house listen to your porn, it helps with overall security as well.
Yeah, one of the many things I love about GrapheneOS is how Wifi and Bluetooth turn themselves off by default after a certain amount of time not being in use.
When a girl starts rimming the guy
straights,
Like seriously, im not Here for sexism...
I don't watch porn anymore, wasn't much on it anyway, because I watched a video of a woman on Reddit whose husband constantly set up multiple gang bangs for her, which she claimed to love and posted photos and videos of, but I realized when I played on how detached and disconnected she looked from the whole process, and that likely she was being largely forced into it by her husband. At one point she moved the wrong way and the guy who was basically using her slid out, and she just said "oh sorry" as if she had accidentally stepped on his toe. It was just depressing.
shouldn't there be an nsfw tag on this?
The content is apparent from the title, plus the nsfw tag is only really useful on media imo. Opening a lewd pic on the bus because it wasn't tagged is not the same thing as opening a text thread
Me finishing
Anytime the girl looks like she's not actually enjoying the sex. Fake or dubbed sound. Choking or slapping (see first item).
I also usually find any talking (sexy talk) to be awful. I don't have a problem with it in concept, but in porn execution, it's almost always super bad. Camera man talking is universally bad.
When the guy keeps fucking the uglier of the two girls and the pretty one is just kinda sitting there.
When the girl doesn't even get full naked. You've been fucking for almost an hour, why is your top still on? I wanna see your tiddies already!
No story or talking or setup at all.
When a girl is keening/moaning for no reason. She's not being touched, or anything, yet she's super loud. Breaks the willing suspense of disbelief.
Aaaahhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaahhhhhhhh. Sssssssssss. Aaaaahhhhhhhh.
Spitting. It grosses me out so bad when people spit in each other's faces or mouths. Ugh.
Professional porn is also unappealing. Anything that feels fake.
When guys refer to their body parts by female terms (like a guy saying "fuck my pussy," "make me pregnant" et cetera).
When they are clearly on meth
Ameteur porn: shitty camera angles and shaky cam.
Professional: Fakeness everywhere.
Choking on cock
Excessive "oh yeah" 'ing, like it's better to be quiet than make fake ass noises to play it up.
Excessive choking
Censorship, mosaics, black bars. That kinda thing, it's ridiculous, achieves nothing.
The number one thing to ruin a porn video is my ejaculating about 10 seconds earlier.
Having human beings and being live action.
I initially read this as "halving human beings" and was like, wtf bro?!?
When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I'm not trying to Astral project mid wank.
Wanking is a lot like remote login.
Dialogue.
The guy getting his ass eaten or the guy playing with his own nipples. (Yes this is straight porn I'm referring too.)
Instead of playing with his own nipples he should play patty cake with the guy jerking off
Cocks. I don't like to see them.
Anything that plays at being gross. Like ass eating. Talking about family members. Like this girl really doesn't want to mess with her father or her brother, but Game of Thrones was huge so everyone wants to play into it. Kills the mood instantly. Just not into it. Even if it's two chicks, if they're pretending to be sisters or mother/daughter, it just kills it. Most people aren't into that for real, but "I wouldn't want to bang my sister but I want to watch you bang yours... to me it's the same.
Anything that plays at it being an ad. Teasing. Reference to commercial sites. "Only Fans." Back in the day, we kind of had a renaissance. Anyone with a camera could upload. Yeah occasionally you got teenagers doing dumb shit and if you suspected it, you didn't look at that. But a lot of college age couples were just having fun, fooling around, good times. A lot of those videos aren't in anything close to HD though, but are still worth watching from time to time.
Censoring.
Most other things I dislike can be removed via clipping or cropping
Censoring
This right here.
Listen, Trump, if you're going to start wars with allies over made-up shit, at least threaten Japan unless & until they fix their anti-social censorship laws.
Japan would dominate the whole world if they unleashed the Pr0n Freedom
usually, cumming
