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[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 390 points 7 months ago

I know this has been said many times, but the fact that this clown was actually President of the USA makes me doubt the sanity of humanity.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 172 points 7 months ago

It was a huge shock to us all, all around the world, watching him go from attempting to run for president of the U.S., to actually attaining it. The best thing I can say for it, is that it shows that Americans have a genuine hunger for change. If it could just be directed in a productive way...

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 93 points 7 months ago

That's a very positive way of putting it. I appreciate it.

[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 93 points 7 months ago

Was and might actually be again.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

No, there's no way it'll ever happen. If he's even on the ballot, liberals will come out of the woodworks to vote for Biden. It also doesn't help that RFKJr is stealing a sizable amount of votes from the Republican party as well.

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 190 points 7 months ago

That’s what the world told itself last time….

[-] Anomalous_Llama@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago

I take nothing for granted with this clown. The fact that he’s still a free man in the first place makes me weary of his impact on the future.

I hope he loses. Or better gets hit by a car before election time. But if he makes it to the ballot and his name is on the paper in November. He’s a threat.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 36 points 7 months ago

Weary = tired

Wary = cautious

(Sorry.)

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Both are apt here I think.

[-] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

sudo apt update

sudo apt install functional-government

... Sorry I've been learning Linux this past week

[-] thanevim@kbin.social 12 points 7 months ago

Package not found: functional-government

Did you mean: anarchy from people-are-tired (universe)

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Dependency not found: democracy.cfg

[-] TheEntity@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago

Careful with this dependency resolution. I predict lots of conflicts.

[-] Swim@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Swim@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

leery adjective ˈlir-ē variants or less commonly leary Synonyms of leery : SUSPICIOUS, WARY —often used with of leery of strangers She seemed a little leery of the proposal.

https://wikidiff.com/wary/leery

[-] JoShmoe@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

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[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." Also, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.". Carlin of course.

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[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yet Haley and De Santis could make it close against Biden in swing states according to a NYT/Siena poll. Never underestimate human beings potential for stupidity and or shooting itself in the foot.

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Plus the various psychological warfare / trolling campaigns by Russia and China.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

A poll out today shows 307 electoral votes for Trump.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Who was the poll through though?

[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I remember the last time there was no chance in hell he'd be elected.

I won't hold my breath.

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[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I hope so. If Trump is attracting former Biden voters in enough numbers for him to win, I want off this ridiculous rock.

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[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 83 points 7 months ago

The fact that over 74 million people voted for a literal monster in 2020 is what made me doubt it.

Also, the fact that there are women and non-whites who vote republican.

[-] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Fox told 'em to

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Some people have different priorities or ways of thinking, and this can cause them to conclude that the Republican candidate is the best option sometimes, without being malicious.

I don't vote Republican, for the record, but such people are out there. Otherwise it wouldn't be such a major party (unless you think nearly half the US is malicious.)

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 7 months ago

As a non-American, I concede that reading his Twitter meltdowns and hearing is asinine takes was extremely funny for the first 3 weeks. Then it just got sad.

[-] fhek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago
[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 42 points 7 months ago

Nah, when I see what's going on here in Europe... These may not be such obvious jokes, but this stupid and dangerous right-wing propaganda, which seems to be gaining momentum everywhere, is frightening.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

The popular vote tells a better story than the electoral map, but yeah, the ones that can leave easily, should. I did.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

The rest of the world is trending towards American insanity, though.

The UN should have walled us off after he was elected.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 109 points 7 months ago
[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago

I think I am developing dementia from how much stupid bullshit has been involuntarily implanted in my brain over the last 8-ish years of politics in the United States. I honestly think I am dumber and more apathetic than I was before 2016, and that is scary because I actually do give a shit about the progression of our species.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

The change you've noticed is the realization that there's absolutely nothing we can do to stop the insanity.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

Even if this were true, I'd vote for a banana peel over Trump because at least the banana peel won't do anything to dismantle election integrity.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 108 points 7 months ago

Dude finally gets a job and doesn't remember when he lost it

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 69 points 7 months ago

So stupid.. the thing that really gets me is it isn't a new thing, he was always this stupid. Which means they're are way too many people dumber than him which is fucking scary.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

He wasn't, though. If you look at his interviews in the early 2000s it's like watching a different person.

He was still a pompous piece of shit idiot, but he absolutely has had an extreme cognitive decline over the past decade (probably from amphetamine abuse).

If I had to guess, I'd say he was in the mid stages of dementia with one foot over the advanced line.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 7 months ago

I've seen his interviews for the last 40 odd years. Do you recall when he claimed he lived in a cardboard box on the streets of NY until someone gave him a $5 bill which he then built his fortune on? In reality he got several million from his father and never had lived on the street. Believe me, he has never once lived in the same reality as anyone else.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago

Even that leaked audio at the start of covid when he said it was worse than a virulent flu. He knew what was going on.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 49 points 7 months ago

Is there no contempt of court for lying?
What happened after this?
(I know the answer is probably 'nothing')

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago

Lying in court is perjury, which is a criminal offense.

That being said, making a mistake on something like a date is a valid defense. Trump immediately recanting gives him a good way to claim mistake.

There's more value to prosecution to make him seem deceptive and stupid than wasting more time with something like a super weak case for perjury. You also don't want to give them more ways to draw out and delay the process.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

I'm sure the qcumbers ate this up

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

Fox: "I was so busy." He's so busy!

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

It’s amazing what happens to this guy’s whole shtick when he’s not surrounded by a room full of pandering buffoons.

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