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Michael Jordan stache

I've never supported Hitler

Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a "social experiment."

He's just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it's waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do -- get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.

We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler

says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.

'It had a wild effect on women'

They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

Don't feed the trolls.

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

Alex Jones: "Nazis? That's just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don't like of being a nazi! Because they're the haters!"

Grows Hitler mustache.

Alex Hitler: "It's a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you're the real nazi!"

For fuck's sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You're not sure? Really?

They're not time travelers from 1940. They're modern nazis, and this is what they do. He's just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he's got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!

'It had a wild effect on women'

I suppose "revulsion" counts as a wild effect.

I wish this was an Onion article 🤦

This is all dog with whistle on top.

It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.

It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.

Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!

the only person i've ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.

Hitler would have thrown him in the gas chambers to strengthen the gene pool.

How is he even allowed to have a show when he owes that much money?

I'm still pissed that info wars is not the onion. And now he's trying to rock hitler? The fuck.

I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?

The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.

If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.

Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are "melting" and "going wild" for him.

Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.

Oh look, he's not dogwhistling anymore, he's straight up saying "Here Nazis".

He should cosplay Hitler in the bunker.

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

I just can't. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.

This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I'm shaving off the winter beard ... I'll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife..... However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I'd hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.

"Stop it. Get some help."

-another guy who sported the 'stache

Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.

What a stupid world.