I know it's a meme but please remember that 5 g in one day are enough to kill you.
ETA: Painfully.
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And alcohol interacts with it and increases the risk. So, 2.5g + alcohol is enough to kill you.
Please, if you’re pregnant, do not mix alcohol and Tylenol. Choose one or the other*.
*i am not a doctor. This is not medical advice
Don't drink alcohol pregnant..
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Even a single gram can be fatal if fired at sufficient velocity!
So I heard alcohol increases the rate of birth defects but pregnancy increases the risk of alcohol and alcohol increases the risk of pregnancy it's recursive!
If it does kill you, it'll often be a slow, drawn out death that takes days, if not weeks to kill you. And if it doesn't kill you, it'll give you permanent liver damage. I'm honestly shocked that it's available over the counter, with how close the toxic dose is to the therapeutic dose. Scary stuff
Yeah that's 3 days worth of Tylenol at one every six hours even waking up to take one overnight. You need serious pain to justify that.
And while you might get away with 2 in one dose once or twice if you take it infrequently, the harm is cumulative so don't be trying to claim you can do that for days on end.
Baby won't get born at all if Mama dies of organ failure
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that's 10 pills a day. WTF.
Make sure you ask your husband or an opinionated older white man first!
Now that you're pregnant, you'll need to run all your decisions past someone with rights, like your husband or a congressman.
I'm sorry misinformed peasant but as soon as a female embryo exists it needs male guardianship. Can't leave that incubator unattended!
You made me snort my coffee🤣🤣
Opinionated older white man here, I think people should do whatever they want.
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I'm not pregnant, but I intentionally reached for the Tylenol yesterday for a headache.
I never hesitated or thought twice about whether I should take it, and the thought that taking Tylenol would harm me didn't cross my mind.
Acetaminophen is not the problem that some people seem to want to make it out to be.
What did bother me is that the Epstein files are not public right now. Convict and man in the Epstein files, Donald Trump, should go ahead and release them.
The autism claims are unfounded BS, but Acetaminophen is problematic for your liver. Small doses are fine, but a dose the size in the post could cause severe harm or death
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/toxic-hepatitis/symptoms-causes/syc-20352202
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Acetaminophen is not the problem that some people seem to want to make it out to be.
No, it doesn't cause autism, but there are certainly safer painkillers. That's why I'll take ibuprofen or aspirin instead, if I have a choice.
Ibuprofen is not recommended for people with hypertension and with prolonged use, leads to leads to stomach issues. And aspirin lowers platelet adhesion, so also carries risk for people with who bleed easily. Everything carries a risk, that's why studies help show what those risk are and how to minimize/avoid. That's the nuisance missing from the national discussion, kinda intentionally. The right dose is therapeutic, any more and kiss your liver/kidneys goodbye for most drugs.
Back when gaza war started, someone in the comments referred to Jews as a race. I felt like correcting them, literally copy-pasted a line from wikipedia that says they're ethnoreligious group, not a race. I was banned permamently for hate speech/bigotry.
How dare you bring universally accepted facts to a modern discussion. That's fucking antisemitic.
There is only one human race —Homosapiensapiens.
Jewish is both an ethnicity (what people think of as race) and a religion.
they also have associated genetic disease more pervasive/exclusive in thier populations than others
race is a social construct, I don't think wikipedia would have a definitive list of races
I'm not sure I'm following your argument. Almost everything is a social construct to humans, that does not make it un-true. I feel like this is one of those anarchistic things people say just to appear smart, while in reality it's meaningless.
When you talk about they stock market you know it is an invention by humans. Same with things like nationality, or ideologies etc.
Race has this veil of credibility. People think it is an actually scientific term rooted in biology. People think you can look at someones DNA and see if they are black/white/Asian. You can not! It is not a scientific term. There is no biological way to separate people into races. It is a social construct that acts like it is not.
What race someone is literally depends on what people think. There's no scientific way to establish the race of someone. A popular example is that Italians and Irish were not considered white.
Idk how you can't follow my argument, it's clearly about the fact that it's not definitive whether Jews are a race or not. It is definitive that they are an ethnic group because you can establish that via culture and heritage and language and obviously, religion.
I think Indians and Taiwanese look very different and don't have a similar origin, but people would say they're both "Asians" by race.
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Why is this trending so much lately? I only know it's autism candy or something
rfk jr is claiming that Tylenol (not acetaminophen, specifically Tylenol) causes autism and not vaccines lol
The real active ingredient was the BRANDING.
I wondered too. Seems to be related to the new America.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/autism-announcement-tylenol-causes-autism-press-conference
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What?! Director of Network Control Systems for Union-Pacific?! I had such high hopes for you!
You know what's funny to imagine, Trump standing up and in his rambling incohate voice declaring "We found that guns cause autism" can you imagine the existential sundering this would cause among his base. The mental backflips. Its a shame Trump isn't a better shitposter and just came out with this weak ass paracetamol shit.
She’s gonna need more….
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