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I know it's a meme but please remember that 5 g in one day are enough to kill you.
ETA: Painfully.
And alcohol interacts with it and increases the risk. So, 2.5g + alcohol is enough to kill you.
Please, if you’re pregnant, do not mix alcohol and Tylenol. Choose one or the other*.
*i am not a doctor. This is not medical advice
I choose alcohol and tylenol and no pregnancy
This is the way.
Don't drink alcohol pregnant..
I didn't know alcohol could get pregnant.
Congratulations! It's a methanol!
or any medication with GRAPEFRUITS.
Even a single gram can be fatal if fired at sufficient velocity!
So I heard alcohol increases the rate of birth defects but pregnancy increases the risk of alcohol and alcohol increases the risk of pregnancy it's recursive!
If it does kill you, it'll often be a slow, drawn out death that takes days, if not weeks to kill you. And if it doesn't kill you, it'll give you permanent liver damage. I'm honestly shocked that it's available over the counter, with how close the toxic dose is to the therapeutic dose. Scary stuff
Yeah that's 3 days worth of Tylenol at one every six hours even waking up to take one overnight. You need serious pain to justify that.
And while you might get away with 2 in one dose once or twice if you take it infrequently, the harm is cumulative so don't be trying to claim you can do that for days on end.
Baby won't get born at all if Mama dies of organ failure
or from Fevers that can damage organs and babies, from an infeciton.
that's 10 pills a day. WTF.