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we've all had floor sandwich, but fuck me if i'm ever eating anything that was within 6" of airport carpet. you know like an entire family just diarrhea'd right there after some Chili's Too on their way back to Indiana.
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I can never forget the truanon tip that fetterman brings his own heavy cream to coffee shops to pour into his cold brew coffee.
A table is just a small floor with legs. Get off your high horse.
at least it's on a wrapper but like still very gross but like also I feel like if he weren't the grossest human being this would be kinda ableist because of his fucked up brain from a stroke but also like fuck him in particular so idk, a complex range of emotions are being evoked for sure
sorry yall i'm drinkin
AIPAC doesn't pay senators enough to afford access to the club lounge
I'm more surprised that he has the flexibility for this range of motion.
fr my flexibility cratered after my growth spurt
pretty typical ogre behavior i can't believe this kind of inter species racism exists on hexbear dot net
Im from the same state as him and people will eat sandwiches off trashcans
Looking at him just makes me sad
Checks out. It's not even a cheese steak, fucking poser.
Yo this is the most human thing hes done in years
Sometimes the floor is table.
He just like my dad fr
There is a barrier between bread and floor, i wouldnt be above this. I think id still eat my sandwich off my lap or something anyway, dont think the floor option would occur. Seems mechanically harder.
RELEASE THE SECURITY TAPES
Did he smash open an oil drum and this cold cut spilled out like a beat 'em up?
They were out of wall chicken.
All beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You're just stealing people's door dash orders.
That actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.
Sometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza.
Wait...
That's why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!
He did a pile driver on it
Frumpier Haggar from Final Fight.
Haggar is a good politician tho
Nurgle is most pleased that John Fetterman waters his grand garden.
Did he pick it up within the 5 second rule?
It doesn't seem that he dropped it, it really looks like he placed the sandwich on the ground and is eating it off the floor on purpose. He's doing it off an aluminium wrapper, though, so the jury's still out on whether this is 
.
I will say, I think Israel has a video of this dude eating a baby the same way.
Yum yum