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[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Did he smash open an oil drum and this cold cut spilled out like a beat 'em up?

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You're just stealing people's door dash orders.

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza.

Wait...

That's why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!

[โ€“] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Frumpier Haggar from Final Fight.

[โ€“] Lavender@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Haggar is a good politician tho

They were out of wall chicken.