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[–] Una@europe.pub 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Winter because I can wear oversized hoodies and hide from the world :3

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Summer because I can wear short shorts and long tops.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nuclear winter because I can wear the bones of my enemies

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 2 weeks ago

Global warming summer because I can wear cheap plastic

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?

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[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Winter is better because you can always add more layers.

You can only remove so many in the summer before the police get called.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In stereotypical winter you can't add enough layers since if you do add layers so your face doesn't hurt you get accosted by the police because going to public places in a balaclava hasn't been legal since the late 50s.

In winter as it actually happens you need fewer layers but they need to be waterproof because winter means rain at +2 °C.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

i wear a balaclava on my bike all the time. the trick is not getting it in grey or black. mine are pastel.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Eh if you grew up with the stereotypical winter, you enjoy how your face feels

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Winter enjoyer is wrong because it's not pitch black at 4pm.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 22 points 2 weeks ago

just means you have to wait less until the time is right to be gay do crime

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Which I'm also actually kinda fond of

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 weeks ago

Walk around in a hot day -1hp -1hp -1hp

Enter car during a hot day -2hp -2hp -2hp

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ackshually cold air increases HP because it's denser, allowing for more combustion, didn't YoU kNoW

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I genuinely feel like people who say they love 85+ degree (F) weather belong in an institution. I have met some of these people.

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like there's some correlation with your average Florida Man and many of them seem to belong in an institution too.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

85 is not bad at all unless you have to work in the sun.

I am on a special interest forum, been a member for a long time and it's got people around the world. A lady in Sweden said she was absolutely dying from the heat, could not sleep, because it was 23 degrees. Our AC is set to 78F most of the time and I am cool at that temp, but she would melt?

It really has to be what you grew up with. A real winter would kill me, I don't know how people deal with it. Putting on clothes, taking off clothes, never really being warm, short daylight, hot food immediately getting cold because the cold air steals its heat, car won't start but standing at bus stop so freezing then the bus uncomfortable because you are bundled up, WTF Winter People? What is it you like, or do you just like winter like we have here, the Swedish summer weather?

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hi! I‘m one of them. Though 85F (30°C) is not that much, that’s barely enough to cool down in the pool. I also like 110 degree (42°C) showers. Also, my idle body temp is only about 96F (35,5°C)

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[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Winter hot tubbing is the best.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can’t wait until my wife and I reach the: it’s time for a hot tub age. We’re not quite there yet, but winter offers us a lot of cold for the joy when it arrives.

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you know someone prefers Winter over Summer? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

you fuckin' got me there

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nah fuck that winter sucks ever since global warming took all our snow and left us with rain.

[–] artiman@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah, and made the summer even hotter

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Except our summer this year has been so fucking cold I literally got sick for the first time in like 3 years. We had like max 2 weeks of summer weather and the rest was rain with temps around 15°C

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

so fucking cold I literally got sick

Low temperatures don't make you sick

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[–] lowleekun@ani.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Winter fans are deluded and so are Summer fans. Autumn and Spring is the best of both worlds. Not too hot, not too cold. Enough sun and changing weather. Perfect.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not to mention they're the two most nostalgic seasons, by a landslide. At least in regions that experience four seasons. There is nothing quite like the quiet promise of Spring after a long winter. One day you step out and warm sunshine is making your roof drip, and grass begins to show through the thinning snow. Familiar birds return and you spot the year's first vegetation poking up through the soil. You can smell the Earth again. You're flooded with memories of being a kid during the same months, lying out in the yard feeling that warm breeze blowing in.

Summer creeps up and slowly wears you the fuck out. Most of the flowers dry up and the grass gets scorched. Everything looks like shit, and right when you get tired of it all and want to throw yourself off a bridge, you notice the leaves turning yellow at an alarming rate. Nights grow cold, mushrooms pop up, and you remember how pleasant brittle leaves sound rattling along the street. Things get real damp and take on that nutty smell of decay. Some primal part of you gets real amped up for the harvest.

Halloween night brings with it the last echo of life, then the world grows quiet and dead. The frosts come and snow falls. Christmas is real cozy, and then a month later you're eyeballing that bridge again. Doesn't seem so high. Might be nice to throw yourself off it every now and again. Maybe this is will be the year..

Then one particularly warm afternoon you hear the trill of a robin.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Autumn is better than spring.

Spring has too much melting snow from winter and hasn't warmed up enough, so it's always cold and damp.

In autumn the ground is still bone dry from the what of the summer, so even when it rains it just soaks into the ground and you're good. Then the heat of the summer is still around as it slowly cools into winter, so you still get warm days and cool nights.

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

I just want to wear more than a t-shirt. Ima go hide in the mountains until this whole "summer" thing blows over.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Summer better because it's not depressing

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, summer is super depressing. All I have the energy for is to lie under a fan and slowly melt into a puddle of listless, sweaty sadness and long for death. In the winter, I've actually got the energy to get up and get shit done, build a snowman, frolic. Less sun is less headache too, so bonus points for it being dark all the time.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's only hard to feel depressed because the sweltering heat makes thinking harder.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

here i am in the tropics

same temperature and length of day year round

only thing that changes is rainfall

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hate Summer because heat

Hate Winter because cold and depressing ( IDGAF about people moaning that heat is depressing, in Winter everything is depressing since snow went extinct )

Gimmie warm late Spring all the day tho. Maybe with water warm like at the end of summer. Perfect mix.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

said by someone who has never experienced a real winter

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

❌ hot girl summer

✅ cold bitch winter

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like I keep telling my fiance when she complains about the air conditioning: I can only take off so many clothes.

[–] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Excuse me but I can only put so many clothes on. and scientifically, one more jumper doesn't equal one more warm.

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

British summer is nice if you have air conditoning, otherwise it's hell. British winter is nice for exactly 24hrs if it ever snows. You know that first 24hrs when it's deathly silent at night because the snow is deadening all the sounds, and when you get up in the morning and the snow is still fluffy? That's when British Winter is good. The rest of the time, the snow melts but not enough so it just turns to ice, you're slipping everywhere, it's freezing cold and extremely wet so you're just completely soaked at all times.

Autumn and Spring don't exist. You have Cold, Hot and Overcast.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm from Oklahoma. Let me give you an overview of our seasons, beginning with

Spring: Starts mild, ends warm. Thunderstorms, hail, tornadoes, and flooding are the main stories here.

Summer: Hot and muggy throughout. No clouds, rain, wind, relief. All you can do is make your clothes wet. Sometimes, I just point a leaf blower up my shirt. And at my testicles. I take cold showers all summer. It's about the only way I can cool down enough to get some sleep.

Autumn: It's like spring, but in reverse. Thunderstorms and tornadoes do happen, but rarely are they strong.

And finally - Winter: Nothing happens in a typical winter. It might snow a couple times in Central OK. And that's really it. Once or twice every decade, we might get a historic winter storm. But most years are super uneventful and mild. It freezes most nights in deep winter, but only just.

In short, all four seasons are trying to kill you, but winter isn't trying that hard. Spring and autumn are briefly nice. The average temperature might be 72, but what's being left out is that it could be 91 on Monday, 49 on Wednesday, and 87 on Saturday. Or it could be between 65 and 75 all week. You never truly know until you get there.

At least it's not, say, Iowa. I know for a fact their summers are almost as hot as ours, but their winters are waaaaaayyyyy colder.

I've tried to tell my wife many times that it is just as hot and humid here as it is where she's from in Mississippi. Dew point is dew point, no matter where you are. It's just that the humidity here goes away sooner and stays away for longer. And we don't typically get tornadoes on Thanksgiving or Christmas. The southeast definitely does.

Anyway, we vacationed in Seattle last September, and - cost of living be damned - now I want to live there. If not for the weather, then at least for the seafood. But I love my nieces and nephews too much to be that far from them.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I moved from Oklahoma to Washington, don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I am a hot weather enjoyer, I like it because I can use flipflops and have cold drinks, and I hate how people who live in the desert (like me) have the guts to say "holy f_ck, what a hot weather we have, huh". Dude, you live in a fucking oven, and it's turned on, it's like say that the water does get things wet.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

envious tropical noises

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