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[–] lowleekun@ani.social 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Winter fans are deluded and so are Summer fans. Autumn and Spring is the best of both worlds. Not too hot, not too cold. Enough sun and changing weather. Perfect.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not to mention they're the two most nostalgic seasons, by a landslide. At least in regions that experience four seasons. There is nothing quite like the quiet promise of Spring after a long winter. One day you step out and warm sunshine is making your roof drip, and grass begins to show through the thinning snow. Familiar birds return and you spot the year's first vegetation poking up through the soil. You can smell the Earth again. You're flooded with memories of being a kid during the same months, lying out in the yard feeling that warm breeze blowing in.

Summer creeps up and slowly wears you the fuck out. Most of the flowers dry up and the grass gets scorched. Everything looks like shit, and right when you get tired of it all and want to throw yourself off a bridge, you notice the leaves turning yellow at an alarming rate. Nights grow cold, mushrooms pop up, and you remember how pleasant brittle leaves sound rattling along the street. Things get real damp and take on that nutty smell of decay. Some primal part of you gets real amped up for the harvest.

Halloween night brings with it the last echo of life, then the world grows quiet and dead. The frosts come and snow falls. Christmas is real cozy, and then a month later you're eyeballing that bridge again. Doesn't seem so high. Might be nice to throw yourself off it every now and again. Maybe this is will be the year..

Then one particularly warm afternoon you hear the trill of a robin.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Autumn is better than spring.

Spring has too much melting snow from winter and hasn't warmed up enough, so it's always cold and damp.

In autumn the ground is still bone dry from the what of the summer, so even when it rains it just soaks into the ground and you're good. Then the heat of the summer is still around as it slowly cools into winter, so you still get warm days and cool nights.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Autumns only downside is the leaves that need to be cleared. Some folks like to leave them but that creates a mess nearly as bad as snow. Burning is nice on really cool days but thats not always possible in the cities. Rakenbag is definitely an acquired taste because work. But even with all that, autumn still rocks

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

British summer is nice if you have air conditoning, otherwise it's hell. British winter is nice for exactly 24hrs if it ever snows. You know that first 24hrs when it's deathly silent at night because the snow is deadening all the sounds, and when you get up in the morning and the snow is still fluffy? That's when British Winter is good. The rest of the time, the snow melts but not enough so it just turns to ice, you're slipping everywhere, it's freezing cold and extremely wet so you're just completely soaked at all times.

Autumn and Spring don't exist. You have Cold, Hot and Overcast.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

said by someone who has never experienced a real winter

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love winter when it's a real winter. I think most people who hate winter live in an area where they only get half winters.

When each day is generally -5 to -10 degrees celsius, and you have a constant layer of snow around everywhere for a solid 2-3 months, is when winter is my favourite season of the year

But when you have an average temperature of -1 degrees to 5 degrees, and you get random flurries on snow that melt and freeze constantly, then occasional freezing rain and hail, that's when winter sucks.

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A dry -1f is warmer than a moist 20F

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

❌ hot girl summer

✅ cold bitch winter

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Winter is better because you can always add more layers.

You can only remove so many in the summer before the police get called.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In stereotypical winter you can't add enough layers since if you do add layers so your face doesn't hurt you get accosted by the police because going to public places in a balaclava hasn't been legal since the late 50s.

In winter as it actually happens you need fewer layers but they need to be waterproof because winter means rain at +2 °C.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

i wear a balaclava on my bike all the time. the trick is not getting it in grey or black. mine are pastel.

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[–] Una@europe.pub 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Winter because I can wear oversized hoodies and hide from the world :3

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Summer because I can wear short shorts and long tops.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nuclear winter because I can wear the bones of my enemies

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 3 days ago

Global warming summer because I can wear cheap plastic

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[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Winter hot tubbing is the best.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can’t wait until my wife and I reach the: it’s time for a hot tub age. We’re not quite there yet, but winter offers us a lot of cold for the joy when it arrives.

[–] shane@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it illegal for young people to get hot tubs where you are at? 🤔

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I genuinely feel like people who say they love 85+ degree (F) weather belong in an institution. I have met some of these people.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

85 is not bad at all unless you have to work in the sun.

I am on a special interest forum, been a member for a long time and it's got people around the world. A lady in Sweden said she was absolutely dying from the heat, could not sleep, because it was 23 degrees. Our AC is set to 78F most of the time and I am cool at that temp, but she would melt?

It really has to be what you grew up with. A real winter would kill me, I don't know how people deal with it. Putting on clothes, taking off clothes, never really being warm, short daylight, hot food immediately getting cold because the cold air steals its heat, car won't start but standing at bus stop so freezing then the bus uncomfortable because you are bundled up, WTF Winter People? What is it you like, or do you just like winter like we have here, the Swedish summer weather?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

uncomfortable because you are bundled up

This is the important bit IMO. Being bundled up feels good, I always wear as much clothing as I can without sweating (unless it's summer, then sweating is just a fact of life).

Also, 23°C in Sweden is hotter than 23°C in Italy or the warm parts of the US, because every building is built for trapping heat inside instead of cooling, and 23°C with sunshine is already enough to make it uncomfortable when you're essentially sitting in a greenhouse.

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Seems like there's some correlation with your average Florida Man and many of them seem to belong in an institution too.

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[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like I keep telling my fiance when she complains about the air conditioning: I can only take off so many clothes.

[–] Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Excuse me but I can only put so many clothes on. and scientifically, one more jumper doesn't equal one more warm.

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How do you know someone prefers Winter over Summer? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

you fuckin' got me there

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Winter enjoyer is wrong because it's not pitch black at 4pm.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 22 points 3 days ago

just means you have to wait less until the time is right to be gay do crime

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Which I'm also actually kinda fond of

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 38 points 3 days ago

Walk around in a hot day -1hp -1hp -1hp

Enter car during a hot day -2hp -2hp -2hp

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ackshually cold air increases HP because it's denser, allowing for more combustion, didn't YoU kNoW

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah fuck that winter sucks ever since global warming took all our snow and left us with rain.

[–] artiman@piefed.social 21 points 3 days ago (12 children)

yeah, and made the summer even hotter

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rain here is a summer thing and that is wonderful, cools everything off, beautiful lightning and rainbows.

Rain in the winter is nonsense. It is so cold and you get wet and even more cold. Although - winter rain is not windy or sideways like summer storms so an umbrella does avail. But yes. Cold rain sucks.

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Hate Summer because heat

Hate Winter because cold and depressing ( IDGAF about people moaning that heat is depressing, in Winter everything is depressing since snow went extinct )

Gimmie warm late Spring all the day tho. Maybe with water warm like at the end of summer. Perfect mix.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Summer better because it's not depressing

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, summer is super depressing. All I have the energy for is to lie under a fan and slowly melt into a puddle of listless, sweaty sadness and long for death. In the winter, I've actually got the energy to get up and get shit done, build a snowman, frolic. Less sun is less headache too, so bonus points for it being dark all the time.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago

It's only hard to feel depressed because the sweltering heat makes thinking harder.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

In Canada rn. Let's see how this shit goes this year....

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

here i am in the tropics

same temperature and length of day year round

only thing that changes is rainfall

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 15 points 3 days ago

I just want to wear more than a t-shirt. Ima go hide in the mountains until this whole "summer" thing blows over.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am a hot weather enjoyer, I like it because I can use flipflops and have cold drinks, and I hate how people who live in the desert (like me) have the guts to say "holy f_ck, what a hot weather we have, huh". Dude, you live in a fucking oven, and it's turned on, it's like say that the water does get things wet.

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