Also, all killed by chuds
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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Whoever made this 100% believes JFK was either actually killed by Oswald, or thinks the CIA are communists.
What do you think CIA stands for? It literally says Communists in America.
"Communist Intelligence of America" obviously
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Or both.
Abe Lincoln, famously only gave speeches
the US civil war was the world's first speech and debate competition
From wikipedia
The original Henry rifle was a sixteen-shot .44 caliber rimfire breech-loading lever-action rifle, patented by Benjamin Tyler Henry in 1860 ...
At Vicksburg, Edward Downs of the 20th Ohio Volunteer Infantry Regiment and a noted sharpshooter, bought a Henry rifle from his own funds for $65 (equivalent to $1,700 in 2024) from a steamboat captain just prior to the Vicksburg battle ...
For an American Civil War soldier, owning a Henry rifle was a point of pride.[5] Just 1,731 of the standard rifles were purchased by the government during the war.[6] The Commonwealth of Kentucky purchased a further 50. However, 6,000 to 7,000 saw use by the Union on the field through private purchases by soldiers who could afford it. ... Many infantry soldiers purchased Henrys with their reenlistment bounties of 1864. Most of these units were associated with Sherman's Western troops.
That's a whole lotta free speech.
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Didn't he offer to "debate" someone in a pit with broadswords?
Kinda. If memory serves a guy challenged Lincoln to a duel which Lincoln didn’t really want to do but as the challenged it was his right to decide the weapons. Lincoln chose broadswords and beforehand told the dude that they didn’t have to go through with it. Lincoln then swung the sword around his head, lopping off a chunk of tree branch which was the height of Lincoln’s body + outstretched arm + broadsword. Apparently this shook the dude when he realized that sword fighting a guy with an extra foot of reach was a death sentence and they resolved. Young Abe psyched the dude out.
White Jesus lol
A Jewish guy born in Bethlehem? Definitely Polish.
Jesus? Nah thats Russell, i used to work with him at a restaurant. He was cool but i think he took a few too many blows to the head in the mosh pit or maybe ate too much acid at once or something.
This is a failed state
It ain't failed until the last McDonald's closes, hold the line!
Where does collapse of the govt rank on the Waffle House disaster index?
Baby, how bad is it out there?
The Waffle House is still open.
There is hope.
AI image of Charlie Kirk playing cards with dogs.
AI image of Charlie Kirk with Peter Griffin and Archer and Rick and Bojack Horseman.
AI image of Charlie Kirk in heaven taking a selfie with Ozzy Osbourne.
This is a resigned prediction, I do not want these things to happen, but fear that we cannot stop it.
Perhaps if enough people keep posting pictures of Kirk with his face shrinking while his head grows, AIs will only be able to render him as a monstrosity.
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Really makes you think. What were those words, I wonder? :thonk:
Fourteen of them, I think.
the historical jesus was likely a fucking rebellion leader. the civil rights movement had multiple wings and a movement that was willing to get dirty - the chief executive crackers are just agents of imperialism who, by the sheer grace of their time and place, did a few things that were probably good, relative to their peers.
how has information quality fallen so much that this swine garbage actually has purchase?
can i also say, this thing where capital murders people and turns them into martyred icons whose main purpose is to quell the movements that made them dangerous to be like, one of the most infuriating tricks that people consistently fall for
Jesus was killed by the cops, which Kirk would translate as "you sure it wasn't an overdose?".
Are we sure that Jesus didn’t die from autoerotic crucifixtion?
that's enough for me today
jesus has been killed again?! since kirk died? wow. i did not know that.
Every time I beat off, or so that Sunday school teacher told me. He’s got an awful job, keeps getting resurrected just for me to refresh xHamster.
jesus, yet another victim of climate change or something
This must slap if you're one of the stupids.
This is why they argue so passionately that llms can create art.
^ All because of words 
^ All because of *14 words 
Why's Jared Leto on there?
Because of the words he slipped into underage girls’ DMs
all because of words 😢 I see it, now
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS (trns.) "i really hated that fuckin gettysburg speech, 'four-score-and-seven-years' fucking nerd who talks like that"
I remember having to memorize that speech in like 5th grade history, it fucking sucked. Like every person had to go one by one and recite it to the teacher
The incoherency of the right is astounding. This is like what an AI would generate based on some premise of pop cultural martyrs with Charlie Kirk jammed in the lineup.
Kirk wouldn't want to be pictured next to a black guy that advocated against segregation my dude.
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i am become the fucking joker
I think most people really don’t give a shit about Kirk’s death, or at the most think “meh, world is a slightly better place now.” Like, 90% of us.
All this fash froth is coming from a few right wing influencers who want to cash in on the killing, or the corpo media who want to manufacture consent for further invading our own country. It’s really quite evidently bullshit.
Who’s the damn Jedi to the far right?
I know, AI slop. Those fascists just can’t handle any different opinions, even if you agree with them 99.99% of the time.
From the Roman Empire to the Groypers, the dominant power structure never takes dissent well.
When fascism goes full mask off froth in Murikkka it will come with an oddly tiny face, not merely just wrapped in a cross. It must be a spectacle.
Mr. Christ, get down!!!
I want to make a Five Heads of joke, but I'm not sure what...
On the one hand 
On the other, Kirk hated MLK and would probably 
about being pictured next to him, so lmao.
A chud was using that for a vigil in my state this weekend...
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