That reminds me, some vanilla I harvested this week:
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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ooo. i've never tried fresh vanilla. i might buy one of those for too much money. they hard to grow?
So you don't really use "fresh" vanilla. It's actually quite nasty in terms of it's sap, which results in a very painful rash.
It takes about 9 months from pollination to maturity. These pods I polimated in January or maybe even December last year. After about 9 months in the vine, they need to cure. So that means blanching the beans, then a several month slow dehydration to their final state. They do smell faintly of vanilla and I do sell vanilla, but these won't be ready for months. Once curred they're basically shelf stable for years and years.
I've got three beans in a small jar of local vodka a friend gave me a few holidays ago but i might hit you up when those run out
Feel free to. The vines take ~5 years to get to full production and most of my vines are ~3-4 years old. The beans here are from my one patch of vines that is 4+ years old. I expect to have a fairly significant harvest next season (maybe a few hundred), and then a quite substantial (as in, several thousand beans) moving forwards from there. I've got around 150 vines coming online that should be entering their more productive phase next year.
There are some gardening and farming subs I post updates to and I was planning on posting a harvest update today/ tomorrow.
[note: I can't send you my "finished" vanilla, because export restrictions on alcohol, although I could probably get away with it. But I can send you beans and instructions]
a few thousand beans? dude i might hit you up to go into ice cream business or something
Amog Us
Perry Platypus
ERR PTRN RECOG FAILED (WTC maybe?)
Saddam
Loss
I see lower left as the twin towers
Lower ~~right~~ LEFT is 24 years and 2 days ago
You mean lower left? Lower right was more like roughly 22 years ago on Dec 13 2003.
Yes sorry lol
so any ways I started blasting
Saddam also gives the Bong Toilet pattern
Nokia Phone?
Dont even ask
Yes it is
Now this will kill a medieval peasant.
Is this loss?
🌎👩🚀🔫👩🚀
I can only recognize 4. I failed..
At first, I was at loss, too. But on a second glance…
I can taste this meme in the seat of my pants.
Wait what is bottom left actually supposed to be
I'd assume it's WTC
World trade center, but I'm at a loss as to what the top right one is.
Just a regular platypus.
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?
I can't seem to recall any pattern recognities memes about Perry the Platypus and WTC
That's really good. If I had a snack I'd share it with you