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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That reminds me, some vanilla I harvested this week:

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

ooo. i've never tried fresh vanilla. i might buy one of those for too much money. they hard to grow?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So you don't really use "fresh" vanilla. It's actually quite nasty in terms of it's sap, which results in a very painful rash.

It takes about 9 months from pollination to maturity. These pods I polimated in January or maybe even December last year. After about 9 months in the vine, they need to cure. So that means blanching the beans, then a several month slow dehydration to their final state. They do smell faintly of vanilla and I do sell vanilla, but these won't be ready for months. Once curred they're basically shelf stable for years and years.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got three beans in a small jar of local vodka a friend gave me a few holidays ago but i might hit you up when those run out

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Feel free to. The vines take ~5 years to get to full production and most of my vines are ~3-4 years old. The beans here are from my one patch of vines that is 4+ years old. I expect to have a fairly significant harvest next season (maybe a few hundred), and then a quite substantial (as in, several thousand beans) moving forwards from there. I've got around 150 vines coming online that should be entering their more productive phase next year.

There are some gardening and farming subs I post updates to and I was planning on posting a harvest update today/ tomorrow.

[note: I can't send you my "finished" vanilla, because export restrictions on alcohol, although I could probably get away with it. But I can send you beans and instructions]

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

a few thousand beans? dude i might hit you up to go into ice cream business or something

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Amog Us
Perry Platypus
ERR PTRN RECOG FAILED (WTC maybe?)
Saddam

Loss

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago

I see lower left as the twin towers

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Lower ~~right~~ LEFT is 24 years and 2 days ago

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean lower left? Lower right was more like roughly 22 years ago on Dec 13 2003.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yes sorry lol

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

so any ways I started blasting

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Saddam also gives the Bong Toilet pattern

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Nokia Phone?

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago

Dont even ask
Yes it is

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Now this will kill a medieval peasant.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FiddlersViridian@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

[–] ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can only recognize 4. I failed..

[–] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago

At first, I was at loss, too. But on a second glance…

[–] three@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I can taste this meme in the seat of my pants.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Wait what is bottom left actually supposed to be

[–] antimidas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

I'd assume it's WTC

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

World trade center, but I'm at a loss as to what the top right one is.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't seem to recall any pattern recognities memes about Perry the Platypus and WTC

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

That's really good. If I had a snack I'd share it with you