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[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago

C'mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 54 points 11 months ago

Xi Van Fleet is quite the name

[-] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago

Chinese Led Zeppelin tribute band

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

No it's the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Somethingsomething woke hei

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, "Xi's become oppressive and it's hard on small businesses."

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

"Look what he did to my parents' precious egg monopoly!"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago
[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

She's not stupid, she's a gusana with a grift.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

1.4 billion people living in China... "A survivors warning"

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn't mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

I already don't care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don't like being alive here.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat

[-] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago
[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 11 months ago

Finally some good real estate news

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[-] iie@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

a survivor's warning

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago

That propaganda mightve worked 50 years ago 😂

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

That's a bangin' cover. I low-key wanna buy it when it's in a thrift store, hollow it out, and put Mao's little red book inside the cavity.

[-] lemat_87@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

This is ridiculous beyond all comprehension. But I wish this alternative reality to be true.

[-] MediumRareChicken@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Why are there so many Chinese and Russian propaganda instances? I know it's free speech and all that, but it's a pain in the arse having to keep blocking them all.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

I don’t know how you manage not to drown in the shower

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Just use Reddit bro. Your worldview will be safe there.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

The past 100 years the US has been in non-stop wars directly and countless of proxy wars trying to dictate the world order. Yet China and Russian propaganda is what you're worried about.

[-] yoink@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago
[-] O__O@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

If America can’t handle a few shitposts of criticism, was it ever really that powerful?

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I have a bridge to sell you (no refunds)

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Everything I disagree with is enemy propaganda. I am an intelligent, emotionally mature internet user.

this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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