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[-] beautiful_boater@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

C'mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago

Xi Van Fleet is quite the name

[-] buh@hexbear.net 62 points 8 months ago

Chinese Led Zeppelin tribute band

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago

Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

No it's the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago
[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Somethingsomething woke hei

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, "Xi's become oppressive and it's hard on small businesses."

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

"Look what he did to my parents' precious egg monopoly!"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago
[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

She's not stupid, she's a gusana with a grift.

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

1.4 billion people living in China... "A survivors warning"

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn't mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

I already don't care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don't like being alive here.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat

[-] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago
[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 8 months ago

Finally some good real estate news

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago
[-] iie@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

a survivor's warning

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 8 months ago

That propaganda mightve worked 50 years ago 😂

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 8 months ago

That's a bangin' cover. I low-key wanna buy it when it's in a thrift store, hollow it out, and put Mao's little red book inside the cavity.

[-] lemat_87@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

This is ridiculous beyond all comprehension. But I wish this alternative reality to be true.

[-] MediumRareChicken@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Why are there so many Chinese and Russian propaganda instances? I know it's free speech and all that, but it's a pain in the arse having to keep blocking them all.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

I don’t know how you manage not to drown in the shower

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Just use Reddit bro. Your worldview will be safe there.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

The past 100 years the US has been in non-stop wars directly and countless of proxy wars trying to dictate the world order. Yet China and Russian propaganda is what you're worried about.

[-] yoink@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago
[-] O__O@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

If America can’t handle a few shitposts of criticism, was it ever really that powerful?

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I have a bridge to sell you (no refunds)

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Everything I disagree with is enemy propaganda. I am an intelligent, emotionally mature internet user.

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