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Sausage Rules (slrpnk.net)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 30 points 8 months ago

The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

[-] HeavyCream@beehaw.org 17 points 8 months ago
[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You’re right, I guess I can only say that when I put my penis in the oven at 350 for 20 min, it doesn’t grow. In fact, it gets smaller and very red and tender

[-] jedi_hamster@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[-] c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 8 months ago

I thought so as well. Maybe the other side of the protruding sausages were progressively squeezed out by the dough starting from the tip, and it's probably due to the proximity to other rolls in the back, or maybe the center of the oven was much hotter and ended up cooking (and growing) the dough unevenly. That explains why the tip of the sausages looks popped.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Stop setting unrealistic expectations for sausage rolls! These are also beautiful, and their feelings are valid! Not all sausage rolls are taut and perky and you should acknowledge that!

/s obviously, but this is the interwebs

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago
[-] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

I'd assume the logical way to eat that is with your hand. I feel like your choices are to manhandle the dangler and eat the bread first, or, you can hold it by the bread and fight the wiggler into your mouth. Both feel equally silly, but I'm down.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

And I'm down bad

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

The only real choice here is to Nancy Reagan the entire wiggly bit all at once

[-] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

She was the glizziest of gladiators from 1921 - 2016

[-] FriendOfElphaba@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

Some oven timers go “ding.”

Others go “dong.”

[-] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

OMG, those poor horses!

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago

I believe these are called "show-ers and growers".

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

"Ow you're bending it!"

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Kane Lynch's character in Role Models would have a field day with these

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 6 points 8 months ago

The joke is they look like penises

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

The gooiest duck 🦪🍌

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
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