Chapotraphouse

Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years. After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.

The groyper descendants of Elon - masters of cloning, gooning, and misogyny - will be tasked to repeatedly clone Epstein as an eternal servant of the McWorm. Simply because he misses his old friend. The Epstein clones inevitably try to end their old friends misery but always fail and die in the process. Until one day, both Worm and Man fall in love with the same 14 yo girl.

It could certainly be copium and I’ll admit I was tragically wrong but mans does not look great

He looks like he’s melting, his limbs are swollen like crazy, he can’t walk in a straight line, he keeps talking about his own impending death, and JD has been posting like a scheming vizier. I think his days are numbered.

Edit: Although to be clear I never thought he was already dead, just dying, which I still think

we only have to be right about you dying once

People are just coping now, he’ll be here for 20 more years. Gotta give liberals a little fan fiction I guess

👁️This is not Trump. Biden is back and in a skin suit👁️

🇲🇾Patriots are in control🇲🇾

Pizza is still busier than usual:

Although we're still at PIZZACON 2

It's crazy how much of brand he's tried to make himself, but he still has to wear labels so you know who he is. He looks like he owns a company but is too cheap to buy clothes, so he exclusively dresses in the company uniform.

Oh, a grainy photo of a bloated white man in Trump gear is proof of life, now? Make him wave to the camera and if it's not queen enough then this is a body double.

Stan Kelly was outside the wh with a box of wine and flowers for the grieving widow, now that dream is dashed.

ah

well!

nevertheless,

This reminds me of the "Kim Jong Un is dead" rumors and I find it funny as fuck.

This awakened a long-dormant memory of the Conservapedia founder insisting for years that Castro had secretly died and been replaced by a body double (this was before Castro's actual death, of course)

Not sure whether to root for his whims continuing to create messes for the empire, or for the fissures in his coalition his demise might open up

Damn he looks exactly like a thumb. The likeness is uncanny

Pay no mind to the hand up my ass, that's for fixing my posture

Similar vibe as

donald trump is my new favorite cryptid

While I do think Donald has a long way before he croaks, I don't doubt that something medically significant happened to him in the past few days. Like he was even absent on his own social media platform.

Adrenochrome shipment was late, nothing to see here folks. Shit’s been wacky ever since Epstein left the game

I only just found out about this meme like 10 minutes ago.

Didn't even get to enjoy it.

The WH couches can now rest easy.