Picture of Trump taken at the White House today.
Link: https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-playing-golf-baseless-viral-death-rumors-2122068
It’s officially Joever.
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Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years. After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.
The groyper descendants of Elon - masters of cloning, gooning, and misogyny - will be tasked to repeatedly clone Epstein as an eternal servant of the McWorm. Simply because he misses his old friend. The Epstein clones inevitably try to end their old friends misery but always fail and die in the process. Until one day, both Worm and Man fall in love with the same 14 yo girl.
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Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years.
Ironically I was saying the same thing this morning. These old pieces of shit have a way of living forever.
After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.
He fuses with a worm extracted from RFK's brain
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The forces of Chaos must destroy the Corpse Emperor
we only have to be right about you dying once
99% of people predicting Trump will die soon stop right before they make a correct prediction.
It could certainly be copium and I’ll admit I was tragically wrong but mans does not look great
He looks like he’s melting, his limbs are swollen like crazy, he can’t walk in a straight line, he keeps talking about his own impending death, and JD has been posting like a scheming vizier. I think his days are numbered.
Edit: Although to be clear I never thought he was already dead, just dying, which I still think
Doesn't he always look like shit, though?
I don't mean that as a joke, he doesn't look anymore unhealthy to me than his usual.
Trump already looked like shit during his debate with Biden. People didn't notice because Biden was a shambling corpse in comparison lmao
If he lives through this term, it probably won't be much longer after it.
That's what everyone said about Biden
biden is def this year or the next, he got a cancer diagnosis didnt he
Vizierposting is so real. We need more of this.
Oh he absolutely looks like shit, not disputing that at all lol.
He's going to leave office and die 2 days after joe biden's death
People are just coping now, he’ll be here for 20 more years. Gotta give liberals a little fan fiction I guess
Yeah, I don’t think he’ll die during his term like a lot of people do. He’s unhealthy but he has access to the best healthcare imaginable. Kissinger, Cheney, and Bill Clinton either lived or still live for a long time with serious heart issues. Jimmy Carter some fucking how managed to live for another decade after getting brain cancer at 90.
Like I’ve said a few times now, old Western politicians tend to disappoint us by living an absurdly long time. Critical support to Song Ping for still being alive at 108 though.
bill clinton and trump are the same age fyi. i think trump will be around for a while longer but it is a bit funny that vance has been saying "the president DEFINITELY won't die soon but just if he does, I would make a great president". i would bet anything that thiel is hoping vance will push trump down the stairs or something just so he can officially have his guy at the top
The fact that he never drank/used drugs is probably the only reason he's still alive. If you combined his health with even a moderate drinking habit dude would have died like 10 years ago
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Idk, he does seem to be going downhill a bit lately
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Pizza is still busier than usual:
Although we're still at PIZZACON 2
Shit, they just closed my Domnio's. Now I'm going to have to be ArlingtonDominos
I look at We, The Pizza because the name is funny
Venezuela
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👁️This is not Trump. Biden is back and in a skin suit👁️
🇲🇾Patriots are in control🇲🇾
nothing but respect for MY president (Anwar Ibrahim)
Oh, a grainy photo of a bloated white man in Trump gear is proof of life, now? Make him wave to the camera and if it's not queen enough then this is a body double.
Similar vibe as 
donald trump is my new favorite cryptid
It's crazy how much of brand he's tried to make himself, but he still has to wear labels so you know who he is. He looks like he owns a company but is too cheap to buy clothes, so he exclusively dresses in the company uniform.
He really does look like your neighborhood chud general contractor
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This awakened a long-dormant memory of the Conservapedia founder insisting for years that Castro had secretly died and been replaced by a body double (this was before Castro's actual death, of course)
In this day and age, and with this Presinald, if he is not being sensationalized in the media for over 36 hours we suspect him to be dead.
ah
well!
nevertheless,
Ol' Donny wriggled his way out of yet another jam. 
Stan Kelly was outside the wh with a box of wine and flowers for the grieving widow, now that dream is dashed.
Patriotic Famous Cartoonists in tatters right now
This reminds me of the "Kim Jong Un is dead" rumors and I find it funny as fuck.
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While I do think Donald has a long way before he croaks, I don't doubt that something medically significant happened to him in the past few days. Like he was even absent on his own social media platform.
Not sure whether to root for his whims continuing to create messes for the empire, or for the fissures in his coalition his demise might open up
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Pay no mind to the hand up my ass, that's for fixing my posture
Damn he looks exactly like a thumb. The likeness is uncanny 
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