Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years. After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.

The groyper descendants of Elon - masters of cloning, gooning, and misogyny - will be tasked to repeatedly clone Epstein as an eternal servant of the McWorm. Simply because he misses his old friend. The Epstein clones inevitably try to end their old friends misery but always fail and die in the process. Until one day, both Worm and Man fall in love with the same 14 yo girl.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Golden Arches Path

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

order-of-lenin lisan-al-gaib good bit

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Like a stale McD french fry under the car seat, he will survive for a hundred years.

Ironically I was saying the same thing this morning. These old pieces of shit have a way of living forever.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

After which he will begin to transform into the great McWorm and reign for another three thousand.

He fuses with a worm extracted from RFK's brain

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

My brain is not my own.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The forces of Chaos must destroy the Corpse Emperor