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[–] NelDel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 hours ago

Electrical engineers hate OrCAD, seriously. I keep a spare file on all of my work computers collecting when I see someone on line saying OrCAD sucks. Brings me comfort when the program crashes for the 5th time that day

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 22 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Data (dwh) people hate Excel

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[–] rhel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

ENTs hate Q-tips?!

That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

You're absolutely correct, but op is making a joke about Ents from LotR. A cheeky little pun, if you will.

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[–] McMonster@programming.dev 198 points 9 hours ago (5 children)
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago

I'm an IT person and I like computers, as long as they've never been turned on and they stay that way.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 42 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Correction: IT people hate printers.

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[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 119 points 9 hours ago (10 children)

IT people hate computers.

IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We're just a surly lot.

[–] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 20 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

I've had the privilege of working with users with actual computer training. Old ladies who started working on terminals in the 70s and 80s. They were awesome, because they actually understood what they were doing. They could give me an accurate description of what they were doing when shit went wrong. They had real concerns and realistic requests for improvement. And they never blamed the computer when they encountered something they didn't understand. They're all dead or retired now.

Todays computer illiterate workforce is doomed to be incompetent because they don't understand how their main tool works. Nobody bothered to train them.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

The complicated thing here is there are so many layers of abstraction to make things easier to use and understand that if you didn't age with the tech, it's really hard to fully understand. That's everything. I see Angular and React developers who don't understand CSS.

My last position, we had classes that set sizes for everything in multiples of 4 pixels. So size-1 is 4 pixels, size-2 is 8 pixels, etc. And everything was sized with those classes. Which means if you ever wanted to resize anything, you have to go to every element and change the class instead of you know, having input controls have distinct classes.

People are layering on abstraction without understanding why and throwing away all the benefits, time to invent another abstraction layer! I had my tech lead argue with me that this was a better system because "standards". I'm going to assume the standard was poorly understood because I can't imagine a multi-billion dollar company hires idiots to set standards.

I got started learning transistors and Boolean algebra and programming an 8-bit cpu in college. Had computers for a few years before that. It's surprising how many conditionals I see that can be simplified by Boolean algebra.

I don't actually hate computers, and I try to give IT workers some grace because I'm not always proud of the work I do when I have to finish 3 months of work in two weeks. But I've worked with a lot of folks who aren't curious or looking to learn and improve, and I have to wonder why they ever got into IT in the first place.

For me the worst part of IT is the god damned management. Any possible productivity gains from agile are undercut at every turn by management who has to have a concrete promise of a delivery date before they even define the ask.

Anyway, sorry for the rant. Started my long weekend early and starting a new job next week, so I have a lot of pent up rants from my last company.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

We're all standing on the shoulders of giants, but there are so many layers of giants that it's hard to see the ground.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Thing is, back in those days computers were deterministic.

A certain action caused a certain reaction, and always the same reaction (given the same context).

Anyone could learn that, as long as they bothered to read the screen (a surprisingly rare talent, to be fair).

Now, at least on windows, it's anyone's guess what random mayhem a certain action might cause, or where the interface to perform that action has gone after the last update, supposing it still exists and the system survived the update.

No one can learn that. And anyone foolish enough to try will certainly be driven insane.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It seems to run on some form of electricity.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

IT people hate other people using a computer

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 4 hours ago

I once had to watch a co-worker scroll to the bottom of a list using the little arrow buttons on the end of the scrollbar. Clicking, not holding.

That's what my hell would be like. Doing IT support without being able to wrench the mouse out of their hands.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I hate my computer as well. That's why I have to modify it to something completely different before I am able to use it for basic text editing.

I AM TALKING TO YOU EMACS PUT YOUR BACKUPS SOMEWHERE ELSE BY DEFAULT ALREADY I USE GIT

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Truck drivers hate "four wheelers" because they don't know how to drive.

When they're not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

eh, other truck drivers aren't much better. biggest takeaway getting my CDL was realizing just how low the standards are to drive a truck

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I used to do fleet management. It's so bad. I never would have believed how many people take clearance signs as suggestions.

And the class D (regular license) drivers test should include a "show me where the truck driver can and can't see you" portion.

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For admins, it's users. Period

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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