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They didn't stop to think if they should (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by General_Effort@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/30929347

found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Photo of the expectant couple and their doctor:

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For those who don't get it: That's promo for the Schwarzenegger + DeVito movie Junior (1994). Schwarzenegger and DeVito play scientists who have developed a new drug. A little self-experimentation has Schwarzenegger pregnant.

Social media critters would so explode today.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same guy that made twins made this. seems to have a thing for schwartzenneger

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Devito

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 months ago

I honestly forgot it was DeVito in the poster. He just looks... wrong, with short hair. I'm so used to the Always Sunny/Penguin long hair DeVito.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t see what the big deal is. Everyone knows you poop the baby out of your dick.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

You're joking, but you wouldn't be if you were a Hyena...

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

And you thought bladder stones were bad.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm having a c-section, cause ain't no way that's coming out of my pp.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately hyenas don’t have that option

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Based on this make a diagram of the birth process please."

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We don't want to see that. Thank you.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah we do, let's go! Women have to deal with it, what're you squirmish *checks notes* my non-velociraptor friend?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm just not really sure we want to see a scene that might leave the famous alien "birth" of the first movie as something mild. That's all.

I'm moderately sure human rectums aren't made to give birth.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You apparently haven't watched some of the videos I have

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

And I can probably say I'm glad I haven't.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I would be less concerned if that rectum actually were a rectum, those are actually built to stretch, even if not that far.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

The backdoor birth isn’t the worst, the front one is truly nightmarish. Sounding, but far more extreme.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Now I want to see it even more.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

Speak for yourself

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago

Where is Saddam Hussein located?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the woke endgame!1

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kinda yeah lol. I am certain some people with dicks would want to be pregnant if medical advances allowed it.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm with the Judean People Front on this one (Or was it the People Front of Judea?), in that everyone has the right to be pregnant, even if their biology does not allow it.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

Another easy win for the woke agenda. Mpreg for the masses!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Or... Trans affirming GPT?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Woke?

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I wonder if this is somewhat close to what a pregnant hyena cross section would look like

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck am I seeing this like 3rd time this week on lemmy?

[–] nlghtcrawIer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cause Lemmy users get a hard-on when they can hate on AI

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

tbf from my perspective currently it looks like there is only one mildly AI negative comment, and the rest are joking about absurd anatomy.