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[–] Svenare@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I nominate this as the alt text for this image

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That's gotta be fun with a screen reader

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a miscarriage.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Omfg, it is

[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Wait, is this real?

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I think you’re gonna experience a loss

[–] simple@piefed.social 86 points 2 days ago

It means I'm sorry for your loss

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm at loss

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Means you're no longer pengrant

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Luigi board burned

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Sorry for your loss.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago

Oh, fuck off. 😅

Lock your doors and believe in something

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it means RIP to your "inbox"...

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have over 3.5k notifications.

You have no idea

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
[–] mtpender@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm at a loss for words...

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

Or xenomorph quintuplets?

[–] JayK117@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

The one from Resurrection.

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it means you’re Gregnant. Or was it preganté?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You stuck it in your ass.

[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Schrodingers baby

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Defo preponant

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

It means: Brace yourself for the loss.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Am I pregegnant, or am I OK?

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Syntax error

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Praise be, for He is coming.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Twins

And a kitten

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

It meants not pregnant, or at least that soon you won't have a baby problem anymore

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 days ago

It means buy all the diapers.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Congrats! It's a corpse!

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

When this happened to my family it ended up being twins, good luck.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

the baby is a fish

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