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[–] simple@piefed.social 87 points 3 weeks ago

It means I'm sorry for your loss

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a miscarriage.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Omfg, it is

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[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Means you're no longer pengrant

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Luigi board burned

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry for your loss.

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 34 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, fuck off. 😅

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm at a loss for words...

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Svenare@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I nominate this as the alt text for this image

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's gotta be fun with a screen reader

[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it means you’re Gregnant. Or was it preganté?

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

I think you’re gonna experience a loss

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Quintuplets and possibly a xenomorph

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

It means: Brace yourself for the loss.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Syntax error

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Praise be, for He is coming.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

The one from Resurrection.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm at loss

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 weeks ago

It means buy all the diapers.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Defo preponant

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Congrats! It's a corpse!

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] czer0_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Schrodingers baby

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You stuck it in your ass.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Twins

And a kitten

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mega pregnant

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

It meants not pregnant, or at least that soon you won't have a baby problem anymore

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Rosemary, why would you do that?

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lock your doors and believe in something

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it means RIP to your "inbox"...

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

From now on, you will only be pregnant.

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

When this happened to my family it ended up being twins, good luck.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Pregnant with an Eldridge horror.

[–] JayK117@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The second coming.

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