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[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

A hookah but worse

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (12 children)

My first thought was: this is a hookah.

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[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's just a less charming version of this

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Wait until they discover the ~~hookah~~ water cooled robot smoker

Autocancer-inator

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.

Fuck I could go for hookah…

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?

[–] mateofeo85@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you put the tube in your butthole?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

you could have someone else do it, if you want

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.

The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this 'tandem' and just having two sets of 'single's ?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing

[–] SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Automatic butt ejector.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

[–] orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I’d hit that

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

surprised it wasn't made with flavor -lead™

"radium? more like Radi-yum!"

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