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[–] socsa@piefed.social 205 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)

A perfect example of why median exists

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago

Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she's a perfect example of though?

[–] Ethanol@pawb.social 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Percentile gang, let's go! 😎

The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 141 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It's great security cameras just don't recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during covid it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.

Edit:Covid not civic

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She looks like a meerkat.

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I mean, yes, but she's only physically and mentally 14.

If you put a child in cryostasis until she's technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 45 points 2 weeks ago

Hello and welcome to Epstein Cryo-land!

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn't emerge from the womb 6'1" with an MBA.

Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said "uh-hhuhuh, she's totally legal"?

Same logic applies.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think having sex with frozen embryo goop should be a crime though.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If that embyo goop isn't your property, it should be.

And if you've broken into the fertility clinic, that's definitely a crime.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 58 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

Merida is technically Pixar. She's like a step-Princess.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which reminds me, where's Leia?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 28 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)
[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.

All hail Disney Princess Sally!

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I'm ok with this. 😊

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.

Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn't be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Is Alice 10 in Disney? In Lewis Carroll's original work she is 8.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

Dating for american presidents be like:

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.

Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Needs more Kuzco.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don't recognize.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 weeks ago

Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That one with the skinny dude with glasses.

Okay, I think I found it: "Atlantis: The Lost Empire"?

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 2 weeks ago

Esmeralda being 18 is throwing me for a loop. Idk why. All the other ones I can get past looks because they're all meant to be young (and many have ages stated) but I literally never once viewed Esmeralda as a teenager in the movie. Early 20s maybe. Maybe they mentioned it and I forgot.

Crazy movie though. Frolo is so fucked.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. Estimates put her at around 10 or 11 when John Smith arrived. Some people say he was romantically involved with her, but others believe he played that part up to keep her from getting killed by other settlers. Those people say she was simply a translator and ambassador for several years, since she was able to learn English relatively quickly. She was ~16-17 when she was taken hostage, forcibly baptized, and married off to a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later, around the age of 20 or 21.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I like the 8800 year old :>

Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Damn it, Princess Georg

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