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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The magnet on the bonnet is pulling the car forwards as much as the magnet hanging on the wire is pulling backwards towards the car, and since they share the same root object (the car) the net motion is zero.

If either of those magnets were rooted on the ground, the car would move (albeit not very far)

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reminds me of Bender putting his arms back on.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago

I love cartoon physics

[–] guy@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dawn, didn't knew you could do that with lasers. Brilliant

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah lasers move at the speed of laser, not the speed of light.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

She blinded me with sciiiiiience!

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We used to make these all the time as kids. You need a second pair of magnets in push configuration on the back for this to work.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the spark plug wrapped in wire that's been taped to a light bulb

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With the right electric field you can generate (a small amount of) thrust our of ions in air flowing over a charged plane.

One of the myth-busters "anti-gravity" devices they tested was actually (very weak) a static electric ion thruster.

Pretty cool - but it did need electric power input.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the 4 magnets on the sides for turning!?

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You're going to need a three-way monopole electromagnet if you ever want to reverse.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You need a stronger magnet at the front obviously.

Or it’s a toy American truck and they’re metric magnets. Swap them for federal units.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Water destroys magnets. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well duh. Why else would the magnetic record on the sea floor flip back and forth?

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you can hear the 'B' side.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

You gotta release the parking brake

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

The handbrake is still on.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I think it is working. Exactly as designed.

[–] Peanutbjelly@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps and figure out out like i did.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 month ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

You're pointing to my colleague?

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

You have too pee on the truck bed

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

missing microwave transformer, HHO electrolysis, cellulose, and nitric acid bro... obviously

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The magnet dislikes you personally, that's why.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Far too many people think this is how “energy” and “frequencies” work.

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It used to work till you broke it.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

reminds me of the videos of that guy who sits in wheeled bucked ostensibly pushing himself with an umbrella and a leaf blower; guy carries a leaf blower, umbrella and bucket around all the time just to make people look at him. lol

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Rookie mistake, the thing holding the magnet from the back side is also metal so it cancels out