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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Controversy? Fucking get over it ya snowflakes. Imagine being that precious

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago (11 children)

lol, kids these days and their stupid tastes, amirite?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I remember thinking "these fucking mulletted hicks" when we moved to missouri and I was a little kid, like 6..... but had never seen a full on mullet IRL, then was suddenly surrounded by them all ages and not just the boys either.

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nitori@ani.social 1 points 13 hours ago

«El Brayan» is very hot🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[–] unknown@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He looks like a punk girl I once knew and for that reason, I don't have an issue with this haircut. Yeah it's kinda silly but bullying kids because they enjoy silly things is cruel.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

This is what the cool kids look like in a sci-fi movie from 2003 set in the year 2103

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a gay man, I think I can say this without it being controversial, kid looks like a {redacted}.

[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

retard

Being gay is of no consequence.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

not the slur I had in mind

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At some point kids want agency, and hair is an accessible "medium" Youths will always show "rebellion" with hairstyles and clothes.

I will even fake outrage so not to spoil the fun

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago

I never considered that being outraged as an adult was actually half of that contract. Im gonna have to practise the old man fist shake

[–] Guadin@k.fe.derate.me 95 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Why does he look like he is shitting and crying at the same time?

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

He looked in the mirror

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago

Because he knows.

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[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The barber is Bohdan Vasylkov, based in Warsaw, Poland. This one in particular is posted on his Instagram as a "Neo-Saiyan Cut."

Honestly, this is probably one of the least offensive ones lmao.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's actually doing some really new and interesting things. Probably none of it is going to catch on as a look, but it's unique.

Also, a lot of the cuts look interesting because of how he shaves it. A week or two after the cut and it will lose the effect - another reason why none of these will trend.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that was my first thought after getting over the weirdness of it, "How manageable is this hair going to be after getting home and later as it grows out?"

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I'm 2 weeks that kid is gonna look like he lost an argument with a weed whacker lol

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've never seen a haircut that looks infected before.

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This gives me Karen with a hairband vibes (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠)

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is there a "fuckmyshitup" section on Lemmy? This belongs exactly there.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What is there to debate? I couldn't care less about someone else's haircut.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s debatable that it sparks debate.

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Yeah, give me the "I want to see your manager" in the front and "I am the fire starter" in the back. Thanks.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

“I’m torn between wanting a bowl cut or the guy fieri.”

“Sit down, fam, I got you.”

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you'd get yer ass kicked rockin' somethin like that, man..

[–] Mutat0@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (9 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does it look stupid or really stupid?

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