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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I told you, we're an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

"Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web."

[–] Suffa@lemmy.wtf 18 points 3 days ago

arachno-spindicalist web

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You don't vote for spiders!

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I'm a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver's licence and a good story.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.

don't open; whip-spider insideHeterophrynus specimen, order Amblypygi

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago

That’s enough internet for life

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The whip spider looks like it's saying "oh my gosh! For me?!"

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?

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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I'm not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It's like I'm giggling and profoundly worried I'm seeing an alien at the same time.

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Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You're a pretty baby!

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Gah damn it.

[–] RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn't have to.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone's mood.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

This is as far from cute as things can get before turning into outright cosmic horror

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Lmao!

I just read Children of Time, so this got me by the bubu!

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

This shit is fucking funny

[–] piefood@feddit.online 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spiders would be great at that. They work super hard!

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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Fucking leftists, always infighting...

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy

[–] chxpdev@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Do feline-communists exist?

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don't give a shit about anyone else.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No. They do not.

They are all really into stirner, though.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a "thank fuck Marx got big" sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Head canon (of actual history) accepted

Dont have to, had cats.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

So the same as a regular human communist leadership.

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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

omg skitter!!!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat

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