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You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?

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[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I like G. I've always wanted to be a deep sea creature.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

K - might as well guarantee a first world country.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not guaranteed you'll be a Kiwi.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you have something against Australia, lol?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah. Those cunts know a joke when they see it.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 18 hours ago

They have sex with sheep over there I seen em with my own eyes.

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[–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 2 points 22 hours ago

H pa' los vi'os

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People around here seem so scared of south america. It's mostly a nice place to live.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The levels of inequality are like nothing in the developed world, and you're probably not going to be one of the rich people.

Maybe you can be safe, but you're gong to have limited opportunity. Same story as part E really.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If you don't choose K, it's your loss

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 231 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Beat meat to it!

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago

Holy shit that's a sneaky one

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there)

Even if this wasn't included I was already thinking of this. A, C and I all seem like they have rather good odds at putting you somewhere in Africa.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

K > B > F > A > H > E in order of best to worst in my opinion.

I wouldn't really consider the others

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 15 points 1 day ago

Imma go with K.

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won't get Myanmar.

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[–] Aetherion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly G, so that I die instantly while not beeing able to cognitivly know what's happening, so I don't see this dumb timeline of humanity.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think French Polynesia is in G, not the worst option.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 76 points 2 days ago (3 children)

K is honestly the only truly safe option.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 95 points 2 days ago (17 children)

K is the only area you're guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don't like it.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm at a loss for options...

[–] JASN_DE@feddit.org 108 points 2 days ago (14 children)

K seems like the "safest" option.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Congratulations, you do not exist (New Zealand is a lie created by Big Map to sell more ink).

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[–] drath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I just realized I have never left patt D in my life... Gotta travel more

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

K. Australia seems cool.

[–] otter@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 days ago

I'm at a loss.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So is G like, a random boat?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure if OP realises there's islands. If it was supposed to be empty the southern Indian ocean or interior Antarctica would have been better picks.

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[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the fuck is with this gerrymandered map?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

G. Just drop me in the ocean man I want out

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