this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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I utterly despise the self-censorship that algorithmic social media forces people to engage in for the comfort of advertisers. I wish all advertisers a infected stubbed toe.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

Don't mind if I do.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoever downvoted this is a fucking prude

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I get downvotes on this every time I post it. Just lets me know it’s effective at its message.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

You can only say it on the parts of the internet that matter. The rest aren't worth our time.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Feels like this became reality...

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Breadystack would be a really good sandwich shop name.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Americans calling all biscuits “cookies” but also still specifically referring to cookies as cookies. Australians calling chips chips but also calling crisps chips.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It's the only way we can post on Insta...

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn it! You're right. I got demonetized which is not as metal as it sounds..

Very punk though.

[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do I still have to upload my ID to listen to you on Spotify?

Yes. They mention a notstraight crush

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I say exactly what I want to say and fork anyone who has a problem with it.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dont be such a condescending bench.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Bench please.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Between late stage capitalism, religious puritanism, and outside enemy states, who is doing the most to condition our population to become willfully vapid and ignorant?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Capitalism found a real good method with LLMs

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

those are all the same thing

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ok sure but how did bro manage to get shot with a knife?

[–] Gurfaild@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

According to atf.gov, this is how:

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hi I went to atf.gov but I don't see the store page anywhere. How do I buy this from them

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

"scout knife with a surprise"

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Knife launcher (now available in full auto)

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I browse documentaries on streaming platforms, around 50% are true crime. Then around 20% are about food, 20% about aliens, and the rest comprise the remaining 10%. Producers need to take a break from all the true crime content.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Is it so popular because so many are made; or so many are made because it's so popular?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 1 month ago

I'm feeling called out