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[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 148 points 2 months ago

Heels on ground, comrade found. Heels in sky, WESTERN SPY!

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 months ago

No Adidas, one heel only, what a poser.

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

It's not a proper Slav Squat if both your heels aren't on the ground.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 40 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I never understood how heels on ground squatting is possible I always just fall over trying.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It requires a certain amount of flexibility. Some are born with it, others have to work for it.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Work for it? Sorry but that sounds like work, and I only do things I’m instantly good at or I don’t do them at all.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I see you're a "gifted child" as well!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's Maybelline

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It can be trained. Your calves are probably too tight.

Source, am person who can squat with heels on the ground, couldn't do it my whole life until 6 months ago.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried training it once and i didn't see any difference after about 3 months so I stopped. I really don't care enough to try again.

[–] ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have always been able to slav squat with ease, but never really been flexible enough to touch my toes. At one point in my life, I was able to do the splits but still not able to touch my toes.

Our bodies are all just different and flexible or not in different ways.

[–] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're falling over backward, your calves might be tight! Your ankles have to flex far enough for your feet to sit back far enough to be under your center of gravity.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that’s exactly it. If I squat such that my feet are flat then my center of gravity is waaay behind me. Luckily this has never impacted me in my day to day life.

[–] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's definitely a thing for me too :) ideal deep squatting posture is one thing, but for me tight calves end up causing pain / other movement issues / difficulty sleeping too. if it ever ends up bothering you, standing calf stretches like runners do can help, or downward facing dogs, and if you have a resistance band you can do these:

https://www.rehabhero.ca/exercise/banded-active-dorsiflexion

https://www.rehabhero.ca/exercise/elevated-banded-ankle-dorsiflexion

(if it never bothers you feel free to ignore, also posting this for the benefit of anyone else in this thread)

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once you get it you'll find it's the best way to stretch your back, but it takes a while. Kneesovertoesguy has a few good videos about getting to that point. I learned to do it by watching construction workers on break in China

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My ankle flexibility makes it impossible for me. So my career path is fixed I guess.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think we found the western spy!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I've never seen these two together. Now this is cinema.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] nitrolife@rekabu.ru 4 points 2 months ago

As the say: You're ripping off your heels, you're not respecting the men

Hey this is way more comfy my my usual Putin stance. As I age it hurts more but the squat one feels fine.

Wait a minute, so Trump is their guy and Putin is our guy? Does this mean China won the cold war?