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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

American defaultism at its finest

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just wait until we can't afford the debt anymore!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's not how debt even works. Closer to the opposite, at this scale.

But also, it is pretty close to collapse.

Edit: so you're wrong, but you're right.

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Probably an American who made the meme.

I wouldn't think much about it if British person made the meme and used "Moo" for their cow. I would just assume it was a British person who made the meme. To them that's the default.

[–] ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Classic Americans: thinking their cows have the default 'moo'.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me fix it: "mAwww yeehaw gawdbless 'Murica"

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Mmmmbang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

*sounds of children screaming

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Children still scream? I thought school shootings were normalized by now. Also, many American kids don't know beef and milk comes from cows. So I doubt cows and schools have anything in common over there.

Both associated with slaughter.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean if you pronounce the swedish one it does sound more like a real cow to me than the the english "moo"

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

yeah but it's also not the swedish word for "moo". it's just the american one again, but with an umlaut on top.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I know but it is funny that the parodized word is axtually quite accurate

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Thinking American cows still make noise after their heavy regimen of genetically modified hormones and experimental antibiotics

[–] yourebrainwashed@thelemmy.club 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] yourebrainwashed@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Apple, pineapple apple pen

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

What does the fox say?

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

🇩🇪: Warum zum fick denkt der Ami wieder er hätte die einzig normale Standardkuh?? Dafür gibt es sicher auch eine DIN Norm.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Duitsers altijd met hun DIN. Een echte koe moet voldoen aan de ISO norm.

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

alles is reg solank die koei nie Amerikaans is nie

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

☝️EN ISO

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago

🇸🇪: Det tror jag absolut att det finns!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🇫🇷 French cows: "Meaux"

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

American defaultism

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

To be fair, that's only 52% of those who voted. The others are more: "Moo, my dear chap, moo!"

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's one of the symptoms of Mad Cow Disease.

[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I appreciate the Moomlaut

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This made me very happy, thank you.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 2 points 1 week ago

The lyrics version hits hard

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Canada should be Le Mooou

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk -1 points 1 week ago

This is racist.