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When I Realize I'm A Grownup (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Nusm@piefed.zip to c/funny@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think there's actually five, haha

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've resigned myself to having to only Fuck Nestle on most of their products. Perfect is the enemy of good.

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I don't think there is any Nestle product I need

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences. Like all your friends giving you shit for being ‘lol random’.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But being an adult is realizing those choices are accommodated by consequences

No! I specifically ordered my increased autonomy without any adulting! I demand a replacement or a refund!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Refund granted and adult status revoked. Credits were added to your adult account, which requires you to be an adult to sign in! Have a good day. :)

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago

At least you can decide for yourself if you want to accept those consequences.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Me, as a child: "I want to eat four KitKats at once."

My parents: "You'll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting."

Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We still live in a society governed by laws and morals.

Straight to jail.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You're right, and it's a jail of diabetes.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was 26 before I realised that I could have as much bacon as I wanted whenever I wanted.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Tell that to your arteries at 35.

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Anyone else just randomly bought a cake and ate the whole thing?

Being an adult isn't all bad.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.

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[–] Ryktes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

♫♪ You oughtta know by now...♩♬

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat

Next comes the realization you can also buy quality treats.

You're welcome.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

It’s funny till you been a grown up too long and you get either disgusted or scared of this lol.

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Man was it nice to fill up a shopping cart with ALL THE SWEETS and no-one could stop me.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

When I started living on my own I baked a whole thing of cinnamon rolls and ate them all.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Who eats a kit-cube starting from a corner?!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I used to have a kit Kat addiction and would eat a whole chocolate block sized bar of the stuff like this

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Choosing to by a psycho is definitely a choice.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Just wait until you realize that being an adult means sucky responsibilities.

[–] NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Then spit it right out again, as you know how much damage it will do.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I once bought myself a birthday cake for dinner. Yes, I am overweight, why do You ask?

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