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When I Realize I'm A Grownup (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO

[–] teft@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think there's actually five, haha