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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There's coming out of the closet, end then there's cuming out of the closet.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 51 points 2 days ago

I don't know why anyone is thinking this is something crazy, it's basically an ice cream float

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_float

The only thing that's a problem is he drank a liter of it

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Warning! Do not engage in butt stuff after consuming PEGNOG.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

considering I gave you the tag "BALL FONDLER!!!!!!!" I trust that you have experience in this subject

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago

I do be fondling balls.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They have the tag ball fondler on mine too now. Just to test the feature and see how it works.

That'll give me a chuckle in a few weeks when I bump into them again.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

The LD50 of eggnog is a liter, no wonder.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

crushed ice

2 ounces dark spiced rum

6 ounces root beer

1 to 2 ounces Baileys Irish Cream liqueur

You're welcome

https://www.howsweeteats.com/2018/02/root-beer-cocktail/

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JFC! I'm an alcoholic and that sounds like instant hangover.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounded like diabetes when I first heard of it too, but then I tried it.

I don't spam these all night, just maybe 1 or two as a treat

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

spam drinking actually sounds hilarious

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Gets ya lit up quick lol

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Why go less? get a litre and pour it and a cup each rum and whiskey into a pitcher.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Fallout drinks be like:

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

one christmas me and my roommate drank a half gallon of egg nog a day. gained 40 pounds. oops

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But Christmas is only one day how long were you guys consuming?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i forgot to put season lol. christmas season. and as long as they were selling egg nog, so like november to february

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Holy cow, I’m on some gay gainer websites and that’s all they drink, just putting a shit ton of extra cream in all their stuff

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crosspost this to Ten Forward

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

All things return to 10FWD.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This would be a good use for Pepsi nitro