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[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard the expression "Missed it by a mile."?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Missed opportunity 😱

Don't bother with the lotto ticket bud, and maybe rethink those life changes you were fantisizing about...

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's ok, I like the Get Smart reference too.

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ORIGINAL Get Smart with Don Adams too, not that abomination of a movie they made with Carrell.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't know they had made a remake lol

[–] Nusm@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425061/

2008 movie. The names of the characters were the same, but they didn’t act anything like in the original show. It was a stain on the legacy of the original.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

That's Player Unknown's game, right?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Drive in reverse. I don't care. Drive. In. Reverse. Then flip your car.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A mission made just for me

The hero we need.

Also maybe deserve.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

This works, I've tried it.

[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I've got you OP

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now try to get "clitoris" miles, but I'll bet you'll never find it.

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Its ok bro just drive backwards

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dang you would have gotten BoobSmiles too

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I felt only slight disappointment initially, but this just ruined my day. OP you need to figure out how rolling back odometers works STAT.

What the fuck have you done.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Damn now you gotta get a new car :(

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

sell car, try again.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at you with your shiny basically unused car!

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, I hesitated to post, but why not? So my car's a mess. Who cares?

M8! It's only done 80000. How much of a mess can it be really? Mines done about twice that and it has a busted alternator and a tourist in a camper managed to rip my mirror out of the door.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

I posted mine recently. In dull men's club. I must say I planned more about that post than is care to admit

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

the topless battle royale

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

go back to the dealer and start again

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Now I’m hearing the title in the Get Smart guy’s voice

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, i also have a prndl on my car

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

This makes me sad

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s better than one boob? 280085!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My car is much fucking closer to that.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Sadly, my car just passed it and I did not get a pic.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Mine had 3 boobs shortly before I got it. Kilometers though

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who is BOOBG miles?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

80085

I got you Fam

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago