Y'know what? In a time of bitter partisan divide in the USA, Epstein was building bridges, BOTH parties agree that his story must be buried because one of their guys was in it.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

"Quite likely some of our faves may be implicated" lol

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

Trump: says bullshit

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single human:

No organism:

Democrats: I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AGREE WITH THIS

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

the-democrat Yeah! We need to stop being distracted by this cabal of the rich and powerful, sex trafficking children and contracting murders with the complicity of entirety of the criminal justice system and focus on the important things!

catgirl-disgust Such as...

the-democrat Reaching across the aisle to end the socialist menace by making ranked-choice illegal!

catgirl-flop

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

It's so weird to me that they managed to keep the damn cat in the bag for so long and now they're totally fumbling it and the cat is ripping out the couch shitting everywhere so bad even the MAGA diehards are struggling to ignore the smell.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this should be treated as an automatic confession

[–] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

these people just come out and say they're on the list?

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

That's... quite an odd thing to say about the investigation on who was the most vile PDF file in human history.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Lol they just flexing because they know they will get away with it and maybe it will be memory holed.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

Ok but what does Ryan Stiles have to say?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

My t-shirt that says there was no conspiracy behind Jeffery Epstein is attracted a lot of questions my shirt already answered!

[–] Elysium@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Richtie Torres: "Guys. This is a distraction. We need to discuss serious issues. Why aren't republicans currently passing a bill to give Israel $15B more? Why do they hate Israel? Wanna prove you love Jewish people? Stop talking about Israel's greatest agen-- err. Epstein. And pass more aid! Right now!"

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

This is so funny

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

is this guy auditioning for the approval of America's pedophile ruling class?