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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I'm actually going to say that I think designing a restaurant for disastrously unhealthy fast food in a way that makes it look and feel like a playground shouldn't be legal, and I'm happy to see them look as dull and unappealing as possible to young children.

The ongoing health crisis is so severe in no small part because of things like that 1990s picture getting kids addicted to trash. This post feels like someone from the 1970s yearning for the days of Joe Camel. Plain packaging does work.

Edit: I thought Joe Camel was much older than it really is.

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I recently watched a (german) video about the exact development of McDonalds depicted in the meme and it made me realize how much of the experience had been catered towards children and how I felt when I went there more often (or at all) when I was younger.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

it's not about mc d's. almost every business is doing this. Everything fun, colorful, expressive and artistic MUST go. All must be replaced with homogeneous minimalism.

mc d's is used as the example because they led the way with this shit.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Interesting take. Maybe they should be designed like an art gallery of various medical office styles. Kids would hate that.

Edit: I'm glad cigarettes are on their way out, but I used to love these when I was even stupider:

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In addition to moving away from marketing directly to children, the reason a lot of fast foot restaurants are rebranding to look like grey cubes is to make the buildings more generic and therefore more valuable as commercial real estate.

We've all seen the local Mexican restaurant that definitely used to be a Pizza Hut. This is to avoid that.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds like the commercial real estate version of cancer to me, but I'm no expert in that field. I can see you're right, though. It's up there with motel art and off-white walls.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

McDonald's specifically is famously a real estate company that happens to serve burgers on the side. The corporation owns all of the land that its franchises are sitting on, so they can park a restaurant on it and sell it for a profit after the land appreciates in value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVj3vp-lho

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[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That, and they want customers GONE. Eating in take space. People who come, get food, and leave are their favorites because it increases throughput.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We used to have the only McDonald's (that I know of) that was in a building designed by Eiffel.

They "modernised" it last year.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, which piece of shit did they bribe for that? They completely destroyed the interior of the building. Isn't there any heritage protection?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

AFAIK it was part of a larger restoration of the whole building complex (this is the Budapest Nyugati railway station), and the global redesign of McDonalds. They justified it by saying that the architecture is closer to the original - the lower level only became part of it when they built the McDonalds in 1990, before that it was a separate diner for the poors in third class. The furniture is default McDonalds.

The overall restoration on the building at large is not bad per se, but they basically destroyed a symbol of the Hungarian 90s - 00s. This was the place where if you lived in Budapest and got wasted, you could get some nutrition in the city center, and it wasn't full of tourists because they didn't think that the railway station buffet was so good.

BTW the local franchisee is trying to cater more to a "fast casual" crowd rather than the bare minimum, so a McDonalds in Hungary has a menu three times as long as one in the Netherlands for example. All I'm saying is that it was a nice place considering. Sic transit gloria mundi I guess.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From beautiful 19th century architecture to boring modern office lounge. Not everything needs to be updated for current trends.

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

My college did this. It might have been due to bedbugs. They swapped the cozy built in furniture with this weird vinyl stuff. Bugs can't get into the seams.

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When I talk about how much I miss the 90s McDonalds, I'm mostly complaining about the loss of a third space. My parents would go to McDonalds so we had a safe, climate-controlled, indoor play space, and we could spend hours there for the price of something off the dollar menu.

I don't know of anywhere comparable these days. Anything indoors is going to be expensive, you have to get the city to unlock the local hoops, the cops start asking questions if you just want to hang out with friends, and if you have too many friends they make you get a permit to use the public park.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Library? Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don't fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don't have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Libraries don't have playgrounds, and don't allow food, drink, or birthday parties with friends.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instead of McCafe, it should be "McSoylent".

Excellent suggestion. Here you go:

[–] gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would you like a 64 oz McEnergy with your McSoylent?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"I've exhausted my monthly ration allowance for McEnergy, so I'll have to pass today."

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to change the order of the meme

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"You are in McDonald's. Consume and exit."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No kidding. Not just them either. I know it's a cultural thing in US restaurants, but I feel like I'm being rushed out the door. I know on the surface it's a having respect for a person's time thing, but it feels like an eating contest sometimes.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

depends how they do it. Nothing says "we're a legit chinese restaurant" more than getting the "fuck off oranges" when you're done.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)
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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

The order needs to be reversed. People don't really read from the bottom up.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I miss it every day. That salad bar. The cups. The lamps. I wonder what things of today I'll miss in 40 years.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

McDonalds: Fuck you I'm eating! / Home of the Extra Bigass Fries

I was so sure that movie was hyperbole.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Welcome to McDonald's, the All-American Restaurant, papers please

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[–] rakete@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Adapting to their growing customers

There's the hauntingly predatory nature I was struggling to portray.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

It's this a picture of kids growing olderΒΏ?

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

needs to change the sign and logo to be more brutalist as well

You're entirely right, but you might be writing cheques my 5-year-old phone can't cash.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The French branch puts some effort in it, usually they look like this

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I saw that in America I'd think it used to be a Starbucks.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And god knows McDonald's wouldn't want to be confused with inferior coffee.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks about the same in Sweden. Wood panels with green accents together with the golden arches

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I mean, I wouldn't say no to a brutalist McDonald's.

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brutalist fast food restaurants? Don't threaten me with a good time. Fuckin love me some brutalism

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If it were borne out of a progressive, socialist democracy, I'd be on board. Auth-right brutalist fast food would be a horror show.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ahhh gotta love the brutalist architecture.

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