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I got the inspiration for this when I was going through all my old images when migrating to Immich.

Left-to-right: A coffee container, A Coke bottle with the label taken off, A pasta sauce jar, a coke can with the top removed with a can opener.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

numbern 4 slightly chilled can

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The can. Because it’s the smallest serving size and I’m otherwise poor at moderation

Although opening it like that looks dangerous.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

There's literally a pull tab there excitedly for this reason. I can't comprehend what kind of lunatic would cut the top off like that.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Glass always #1

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

The can for that extra bloody cut lip flavor.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)

not to, because they have illegal bottling plants in the West Bank

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay - how about if it were a homemade cola prepared in a sodastream style and the aluminum can in the right were sourced from a recycling center to reduce waste (and the others vessels are thrift ware)

Can you express a preference in that case? (I get the point you're making, fine; but at least answer the question they're about the aesthetic of the containers)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sodastream is an Israeli company

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A) Your point? Just because a government has done evil things doesn't mean its people are evil. Unless you want to demonstrate that sodastream is under direct influence of their government, this is just guilt by association.

B) Did I say we were using a Sodastream? We're using a home made CO2 device connected to a food grade bottle that we use to fizz the drink - we just use the same screw thread size as the sodastream product because it's currently popular.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Relax. It's not that serious.

You said soda stream, so I assumed soda stream. Big whoops on my part.

If you care about things like Coke being evil, then you should care about things like money flowing into countries whose governments are evil and benefit from that flow via export taxes.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

In my opinion, the original post was "some guy" reviewing their pics and asked "which of these beverage container photos is most photogenic?" - a super casual question, and @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee said "Coke-Cola is evil!" - which is absolutely true.

I tried to carefully reword the question to ask it in an unbranded way - what is @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee's thoughts if we push past the corporation=bad thought stopper. However I failed - and you, @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world, jumped on the new thought stopper "sodastream". I can't say I believe sodastream is as evil as Coke™, but they're also certainly not angels. I'm sure you can argue that case.

But the question wasn't about really about Coke. The question definitely wasn't about SodaStream. The question @Armand1@lemmy.world was asking is "Which drink vessel of mine do you like?" And I don't think you two answered that part of the question. I do love the anti-capitalist messages - but would it hurt either of you to throw Armond1 a bone in your reply to address the aesthetical question they're asking?

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[–] fum@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Don't.

Coke is bad for your health, and it's made by a bad company that does bad things.

[–] Camzing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Coke in a cold glass bottle is best.

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Out of glass with ice in it

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Woah woah woah. That's going too far.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Everything tastes better out of a glass vessel, I think.

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where's plastic bag with straw option?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

What’s your coke policy around here?

[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What kind of freak drinks coke?

You snort powder, ffs..

[–] chrischryse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Wait you’re supposed to snort it? I’ve been injecting it into my ass this whole time

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A never once been washed coffee mug

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Damn, just put hot water and you get tea. no need for tea bags

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Is there like a cast iron pan situation going on here orrrr

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren't cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

or disgusting mold filled horror shows....

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Glass bottle coke beats them all

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Mr. Schubert? Is this you?

My first department head during my apprenticeship had a mug like that for his Coke Light. Takes me back a quarter of a century. Damn, I'm getting old.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago

Bottle with the label ripped off. That way, once people are used to it, I can drink used motor oil without all the questions.

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Cokehead classic, but speedball? interesting

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Whichever one has the cocaine in it

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

First of all, who the hell opens a can like that?! I guess you get your lips pierced for free...

Anyways, I exclusively buy coke in 1L bottles so that I can always ask for "a liter of cola."

[–] ximtor@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Don't, easy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The best way to drink Coke is from a McDonald's soda fountain. No cup, just put your mouth under the spout.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

Without water, just the syrup.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Clearly #3 by a country mile

Hey, taking off the top of a soda can is illegal!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 2 days ago

Three, but instead of coke make it ice water or unsweetened tea.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 3 days ago

Almost got me, I didn’t realize which community this is. Was about say “just drink it from the bottle/can?”

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Honestly that last one looks pretty dope. I gotta try that.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Not recommended, you could cut yourself on the edge.

I think the story there was that I broke off the tab by accident.

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 days ago

I just tried to open a soda can with my somewhat modern can opener (try them, btw, no sharp can edges) but it doesn't fit the lid of my can. My day is ruined.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

i've done it before. it is in fact quite dope.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

With my mouth

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