this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago

Smiling because the cops have failed to spot the opossum during the cavity search

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“I’ll fucking do it again!”

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 months ago

For some reason I read this in Bill Maher’s Trump voice.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What an adventure. I think that's a mule hoof mark on his forhead btw

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

That would explain the slightly dazed look...

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Beast master ranger confirmed

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He's doin the lords work....and by lord I mean Sylvanus

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok and? Is that illegal all of a sudden? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The sign said no shirt no shoes, didnt say shit else!

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just because the racoon slipped out of my pants leg doesn't mean it was intentional!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but that smile said "I regret nothing"

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Not all heroes wear capes

[–] Therobohour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That guy is my hero

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope their kentucking an investigation

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Louisville see about that

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He kinda looks like Qui-Gon Jinn.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 months ago

I was getting more Robin Williams, specifically his eyes.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

I'm going with Matt Wetzel from Matt's Off Road Recovery.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say he looks like Obi Wan

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Perhaps an amalgam.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Racoon busting this legend out, with a stolen prosthetic from that bar and the aid of a shrub.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Wow it's like an episode of Cox 'n' Crendor