Cover up those bellybuttons, boys
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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#2 has an obvious boner
"Hey, my eyes are up here!"
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn't stand a chance.
He doesn't need a moustache when he's sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
Oh nice new avatar
Wait, what?
I have the brain capacity of a dead sloth.
Gonna be honest, I forgot Lemmy had avatars. They're hidden in whatever layout I use
Same here. Boost for lemmy.
They've got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
That looks like tom hanks kid
Fine young lads
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
Those are swim trunks
OH OK 💀
Some of these fellows are packin' some serious heat!
Do they even lift?
Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs
Feh. I could easily beat off all of these men.
The oldest dude there is 23 years old
Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4
Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collar made of skin?
People used to do this weird thing called going outside. Believe it or not, they'd spend most of their waking hours doing this weird habit and they were also typically fully dressed too. It was considered scandalous to be caught outside not fully clothed. So the deadly laser that is our Sun would fry their uncovered face much faster than the skin beneath their clothes.
I don't understand, why would you do that? Sounds lame
It's his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.
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